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Maybe I'm stupid but I can't decipher most of the thread titles anymore.

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posted on Jul, 13 2019 @ 01:20 AM
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originally posted by: gallop

originally posted by: visitedbythem

originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: 4891morfih
Hi.

Well that's about all I have to say.

Maybe this should have gone in the rant thing.

Everything is abbreviated or some "cool" new lingo but to be honest if I can't even figure out your title I'm not even going to waste my time.



You're old, I know the feeling.

I was on 4chan the other day and I felt the same way. Imagined myself holding up that 1800's earphone thing yelling "what.......".

It's sad, I'm in my 30's. The kids these days........


I'm nearly 50...

Get off my lawn!

...mumble mumble hippies, mumble mumble....


Im 62, and all I can say, you damn kids are all the same. Still gotta be spoon fed pablems and Gerber peaches!


You're 62? How old is that picture you posted saying it was you?

30 years ago?? O.o


My Grand Father was 85 years old and had a surgery that would put his life in danger, had the doctor known he would have refused, but he looked not one year beyond 60 LOL, the doctor only find out the actual age after the surgery and he was very very mad about it

Some people are like that, you could be 50 and look 30 and no one would question, and not just looks but strength





posted on Jul, 13 2019 @ 01:37 AM
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originally posted by: TheTruthRocks
They no longer teach proper sentence construction and punctuation in most schools.

"I know, right?"


YOU KIDS GET YOUR BIKES OFF MY GRASS!

[shakes cane in threatening manner]






Sometimes can't get what people discuss about and i think it's looking at things from the other side LOL 🤷‍♀️

This thread is so funny

edit on 13-7-2019 by Malisa because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 13 2019 @ 02:25 AM
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a reply to: 4891morfih

Was this not your minimalist thread below? You should look in the mirror more often


"Once you "click" or "tap" on this you'll be disappointed"

www.abovetopsecret.com...



Hi. Why? Why would you? What the hell is wrong with you? I told you it would be a disappointing thread but still you wanted to see for yourself. Well. Did I lie?



posted on Jul, 13 2019 @ 02:45 AM
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a reply to: 4891morfih
The anomaly that blocks out most of the punctuation marks doesn't help.



posted on Jul, 13 2019 @ 03:49 AM
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originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: 4891morfih
Yep.

Cranky cratchity old man.

Damn I am my dad. 😯


I bet your pants have been getting an inch higher up with every passing year......


True maturity is marked by your waistband meeting your nipples...

Velcro shoes are the exclamation point.


I bet you drive 30 miles out of your way to save 5 cents a gallon on gas too....



Once you hit 60, that whole method goes out the window. I save my "fuel rewards" until it hits 50 cents, THEN I go that 30 miles out of my way to get the gas AND I take my 4 five gallon gas cans and fill them too for an extra tank of gas.

And that's how old people roll. And I'll have you know my butt crack never sees the light of day unlike these kids these days with their rap music pounding in their asian cars that sound like bumble bees. And get off my lawn. Slackers. Get a job too.
edit on 13-7-2019 by billxam because: system parsed reply incorrectly

edit on 13-7-2019 by billxam because: parsed incorrectly second time, third times the charm.



posted on Jul, 13 2019 @ 04:48 AM
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Solidarity Brother.
Mine is a Redhead AND Scottish.
a reply to: madmac5150



posted on Jul, 13 2019 @ 06:36 AM
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originally posted by: visitedbythem

originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: 4891morfih
Hi.

Well that's about all I have to say.

Maybe this should have gone in the rant thing.

Everything is abbreviated or some "cool" new lingo but to be honest if I can't even figure out your title I'm not even going to waste my time.



You're old, I know the feeling.

I was on 4chan the other day and I felt the same way. Imagined myself holding up that 1800's earphone thing yelling "what.......".

It's sad, I'm in my 30's. The kids these days........


I'm nearly 50...

Get off my lawn!

...mumble mumble hippies, mumble mumble....


Im 62, and all I can say, you damn kids are all the same. Still gotta be spoon fed pablems and Gerber peaches!


Hey! I'm keeping your ball this time! Eh!



posted on Jul, 13 2019 @ 10:58 AM
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originally posted by: gallop

originally posted by: visitedbythem

originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: 4891morfih
Hi.

Well that's about all I have to say.

Maybe this should have gone in the rant thing.

Everything is abbreviated or some "cool" new lingo but to be honest if I can't even figure out your title I'm not even going to waste my time.



You're old, I know the feeling.

I was on 4chan the other day and I felt the same way. Imagined myself holding up that 1800's earphone thing yelling "what.......".

It's sad, I'm in my 30's. The kids these days........


I'm nearly 50...

Get off my lawn!

...mumble mumble hippies, mumble mumble....


Im 62, and all I can say, you damn kids are all the same. Still gotta be spoon fed pablems and Gerber peaches!


You're 62? How old is that picture you posted saying it was you?

30 years ago?? O.o


I knew you were looking at me




posted on Jul, 13 2019 @ 01:13 PM
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originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: 4891morfih
Yep.

Cranky cratchity old man.

Damn I am my dad. 😯


I bet your pants have been getting an inch higher up with every passing year......


True maturity is marked by your waistband meeting your nipples...

Velcro shoes are the exclamation point.


I bet you drive 30 miles out of your way to save 5 cents a gallon on gas too....



Nope.

I point out the lowest prices to my wife, and make her drive 30 miles out of the way, to save that 5 cents a gallon.

...old, and crafty...




Smart, that gives you an hour or so to drink a few beers and figure out what type of sandwich you want her to make when she gets home.

There you go....passing that knowledge onto the young uns.


You have gained some wisdom, grasshopper...

However... my wife would bury me alive, if I asked her to drive 30 miles out of they way for cheap gas, AND tried to get a sammich on the back-end.

Pick your battles. You will live longer...



Isn't the key to it all to make her think all of it was her own idea and not yours?

She WANTS to go fill up the vehicle and when she gets home you drop the hints and she WANTS to make you the samwich?


My wife is a redhead. REDHEAD. I tread very lightly.

She spends her days, harvesting souls. I'll make my own sandwich.


I dated a redhead once. Oh man! Wink at her and her clothes would fall off. But I found myself constantly telling her...

"JUDY...get DOWN off of there!!"...or..."JUDY!! He's been dead for over an hour, you can put the angle-grinder down now!"...or...."JUDY, come back in here!! You're scaring the neighbors again!"...or..."I know, officer, but I don't know where the hell the OFF switch is...DO YOU???

And you'd best not piss her off because then she'd REALLY get goin'!!



posted on Jul, 13 2019 @ 10:33 PM
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originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk

originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: 4891morfih
Yep.

Cranky cratchity old man.

Damn I am my dad. 😯


I bet your pants have been getting an inch higher up with every passing year......


True maturity is marked by your waistband meeting your nipples...

Velcro shoes are the exclamation point.


I bet you drive 30 miles out of your way to save 5 cents a gallon on gas too....



Nope.

I point out the lowest prices to my wife, and make her drive 30 miles out of the way, to save that 5 cents a gallon.

...old, and crafty...




Smart, that gives you an hour or so to drink a few beers and figure out what type of sandwich you want her to make when she gets home.

There you go....passing that knowledge onto the young uns.


You have gained some wisdom, grasshopper...

However... my wife would bury me alive, if I asked her to drive 30 miles out of they way for cheap gas, AND tried to get a sammich on the back-end.

Pick your battles. You will live longer...



Isn't the key to it all to make her think all of it was her own idea and not yours?

She WANTS to go fill up the vehicle and when she gets home you drop the hints and she WANTS to make you the samwich?


My wife is a redhead. REDHEAD. I tread very lightly.

She spends her days, harvesting souls. I'll make my own sandwich.


I dated a redhead once. Oh man! Wink at her and her clothes would fall off. But I found myself constantly telling her...

"JUDY...get DOWN off of there!!"...or..."JUDY!! He's been dead for over an hour, you can put the angle-grinder down now!"...or...."JUDY, come back in here!! You're scaring the neighbors again!"...or..."I know, officer, but I don't know where the hell the OFF switch is...DO YOU???

And you'd best not piss her off because then she'd REALLY get goin'!!



That all made sense to me.

I may need professional help.




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