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posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 10:30 PM
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Hi.

Well that's about all I have to say.

Maybe this should have gone in the rant thing.

Everything is abbreviated or some "cool" new lingo but to be honest if I can't even figure out your title I'm not even going to waste my time.




posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 10:31 PM
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originally posted by: 4891morfih
Hi.

Well that's about all I have to say.

Maybe this should have gone in the rant thing.

Everything is abbreviated or some "cool" new lingo but to be honest if I can't even figure out your title I'm not even going to waste my time.



You're old, I know the feeling.

I was on 4chan the other day and I felt the same way. Imagined myself holding up that 1800's earphone thing yelling "what.......".

It's sad, I'm in my 30's. The kids these days........



posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 10:34 PM
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originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: 4891morfih
Hi.

Well that's about all I have to say.

Maybe this should have gone in the rant thing.

Everything is abbreviated or some "cool" new lingo but to be honest if I can't even figure out your title I'm not even going to waste my time.



You're old, I know the feeling.

I was on 4chan the other day and I felt the same way. Imagined myself holding up that 1800's earphone thing yelling "what.......".

It's sad, I'm in my 30's. The kids these days........


I'm nearly 50...

Get off my lawn!

...mumble mumble hippies, mumble mumble....



posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 10:37 PM
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originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: 4891morfih
Hi.

Well that's about all I have to say.

Maybe this should have gone in the rant thing.

Everything is abbreviated or some "cool" new lingo but to be honest if I can't even figure out your title I'm not even going to waste my time.



You're old, I know the feeling.

I was on 4chan the other day and I felt the same way. Imagined myself holding up that 1800's earphone thing yelling "what.......".

It's sad, I'm in my 30's. The kids these days........


I'm nearly 50...

Get off my lawn!

...mumble mumble hippies, mumble mumble....


Looking at that one hair on your head I would have never guessed.

I have all my hair, as you can see, still don't know why I get all the nose bleeds though.



posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 10:37 PM
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Yep.

Cranky cratchity old man.

Damn I am my dad. 😯



posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 10:38 PM
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originally posted by: 4891morfih
Yep.

Cranky cratchity old man.

Damn I am my dad. 😯


I bet your pants have been getting an inch higher up with every passing year......



posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 10:47 PM
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originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: 4891morfih
Yep.

Cranky cratchity old man.

Damn I am my dad. 😯


I bet your pants have been getting an inch higher up with every passing year......


True maturity is marked by your waistband meeting your nipples...

Velcro shoes are the exclamation point.



posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 10:50 PM
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originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: 4891morfih
Yep.

Cranky cratchity old man.

Damn I am my dad. 😯


I bet your pants have been getting an inch higher up with every passing year......


True maturity is marked by your waistband meeting your nipples...

Velcro shoes are the exclamation point.


I bet you drive 30 miles out of your way to save 5 cents a gallon on gas too....


edit on 12-7-2019 by MisterSpock because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 10:54 PM
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originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: 4891morfih
Yep.

Cranky cratchity old man.

Damn I am my dad. 😯


I bet your pants have been getting an inch higher up with every passing year......


True maturity is marked by your waistband meeting your nipples...

Velcro shoes are the exclamation point.


I bet you drive 30 miles out of your way to save 5 cents a gallon on gas too....



Nope.

I point out the lowest prices to my wife, and make her drive 30 miles out of the way, to save that 5 cents a gallon.

...old, and crafty...



posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 11:00 PM
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originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: 4891morfih
Yep.

Cranky cratchity old man.

Damn I am my dad. 😯


I bet your pants have been getting an inch higher up with every passing year......


True maturity is marked by your waistband meeting your nipples...

Velcro shoes are the exclamation point.


I bet you drive 30 miles out of your way to save 5 cents a gallon on gas too....



Nope.

I point out the lowest prices to my wife, and make her drive 30 miles out of the way, to save that 5 cents a gallon.

...old, and crafty...




Smart, that gives you an hour or so to drink a few beers and figure out what type of sandwich you want her to make when she gets home.

There you go....passing that knowledge onto the young uns.



posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 11:05 PM
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originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: 4891morfih
Yep.

Cranky cratchity old man.

Damn I am my dad. 😯


I bet your pants have been getting an inch higher up with every passing year......


True maturity is marked by your waistband meeting your nipples...

Velcro shoes are the exclamation point.


I bet you drive 30 miles out of your way to save 5 cents a gallon on gas too....



Nope.

I point out the lowest prices to my wife, and make her drive 30 miles out of the way, to save that 5 cents a gallon.

...old, and crafty...




Smart, that gives you an hour or so to drink a few beers and figure out what type of sandwich you want her to make when she gets home.

There you go....passing that knowledge onto the young uns.


You have gained some wisdom, grasshopper...

However... my wife would bury me alive, if I asked her to drive 30 miles out of they way for cheap gas, AND tried to get a sammich on the back-end.

Pick your battles. You will live longer...



posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 11:07 PM
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originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: 4891morfih
Yep.

Cranky cratchity old man.

Damn I am my dad. 😯


I bet your pants have been getting an inch higher up with every passing year......


True maturity is marked by your waistband meeting your nipples...

Velcro shoes are the exclamation point.


I bet you drive 30 miles out of your way to save 5 cents a gallon on gas too....



Nope.

I point out the lowest prices to my wife, and make her drive 30 miles out of the way, to save that 5 cents a gallon.

...old, and crafty...




Smart, that gives you an hour or so to drink a few beers and figure out what type of sandwich you want her to make when she gets home.

There you go....passing that knowledge onto the young uns.


You have gained some wisdom, grasshopper...

However... my wife would bury me alive, if I asked her to drive 30 miles out of they way for cheap gas, AND tried to get a sammich on the back-end.

Pick your battles. You will live longer...



Isn't the key to it all to make her think all of it was her own idea and not yours?

She WANTS to go fill up the vehicle and when she gets home you drop the hints and she WANTS to make you the samwich?



posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 11:10 PM
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originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: 4891morfih
Yep.

Cranky cratchity old man.

Damn I am my dad. 😯


I bet your pants have been getting an inch higher up with every passing year......


True maturity is marked by your waistband meeting your nipples...

Velcro shoes are the exclamation point.


I bet you drive 30 miles out of your way to save 5 cents a gallon on gas too....



Nope.

I point out the lowest prices to my wife, and make her drive 30 miles out of the way, to save that 5 cents a gallon.

...old, and crafty...




Smart, that gives you an hour or so to drink a few beers and figure out what type of sandwich you want her to make when she gets home.

There you go....passing that knowledge onto the young uns.


You have gained some wisdom, grasshopper...

However... my wife would bury me alive, if I asked her to drive 30 miles out of they way for cheap gas, AND tried to get a sammich on the back-end.

Pick your battles. You will live longer...



Isn't the key to it all to make her think all of it was her own idea and not yours?

She WANTS to go fill up the vehicle and when she gets home you drop the hints and she WANTS to make you the samwich?


My wife is a redhead. REDHEAD. I tread very lightly.

She spends her days, harvesting souls. I'll make my own sandwich.



posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 11:14 PM
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originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: 4891morfih
Hi.

Well that's about all I have to say.

Maybe this should have gone in the rant thing.

Everything is abbreviated or some "cool" new lingo but to be honest if I can't even figure out your title I'm not even going to waste my time.



You're old, I know the feeling.

I was on 4chan the other day and I felt the same way. Imagined myself holding up that 1800's earphone thing yelling "what.......".

It's sad, I'm in my 30's. The kids these days........


I'm nearly 50...

Get off my lawn!

...mumble mumble hippies, mumble mumble....


Im 62, and all I can say, you damn kids are all the same. Still gotta be spoon fed pablems and Gerber peaches!

edit on 12-7-2019 by visitedbythem because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 11:14 PM
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originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: 4891morfih
Yep.

Cranky cratchity old man.

Damn I am my dad. 😯


I bet your pants have been getting an inch higher up with every passing year......


True maturity is marked by your waistband meeting your nipples...

Velcro shoes are the exclamation point.


I bet you drive 30 miles out of your way to save 5 cents a gallon on gas too....



Nope.

I point out the lowest prices to my wife, and make her drive 30 miles out of the way, to save that 5 cents a gallon.

...old, and crafty...




Smart, that gives you an hour or so to drink a few beers and figure out what type of sandwich you want her to make when she gets home.

There you go....passing that knowledge onto the young uns.


You have gained some wisdom, grasshopper...

However... my wife would bury me alive, if I asked her to drive 30 miles out of they way for cheap gas, AND tried to get a sammich on the back-end.

Pick your battles. You will live longer...



Isn't the key to it all to make her think all of it was her own idea and not yours?

She WANTS to go fill up the vehicle and when she gets home you drop the hints and she WANTS to make you the samwich?


My wife is a redhead. REDHEAD. I tread very lightly.

She spends her days, harvesting souls. I'll make my own sandwich.


I'm sure she would make the samwich and you'd bask in your temporary win....

Only to later be asked to haul a large amount of crap from one location to the next seemingly needlessly, her knowing that you'd recall the samwich and use it to tip the scales in her favor. It's a delicate dance, one that the woman always wins.

Wash, rinse and repeat. The males victories are always short lived.



posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 11:56 PM
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They no longer teach proper sentence construction and punctuation in most schools.

"I know, right?"


YOU KIDS GET YOUR BIKES OFF MY GRASS!

[shakes cane in threatening manner]



posted on Jul, 13 2019 @ 12:24 AM
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a reply to: MisterSpock

The only male victory is a perceived one.




posted on Jul, 13 2019 @ 12:42 AM
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theres always facebook for the old folks.



posted on Jul, 13 2019 @ 12:44 AM
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originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: 4891morfih
Hi.

Well that's about all I have to say.

Maybe this should have gone in the rant thing.

Everything is abbreviated or some "cool" new lingo but to be honest if I can't even figure out your title I'm not even going to waste my time.



You're old, I know the feeling.

I was on 4chan the other day and I felt the same way. Imagined myself holding up that 1800's earphone thing yelling "what.......".

It's sad, I'm in my 30's. The kids these days........


I'm nearly 50...

Get off my lawn!

...mumble mumble hippies, mumble mumble....


What has being almost 50 got to do with it. I'm almost 50 too.

Now excuse me, my Skyblock needs me.



posted on Jul, 13 2019 @ 12:46 AM
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originally posted by: visitedbythem

originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: 4891morfih
Hi.

Well that's about all I have to say.

Maybe this should have gone in the rant thing.

Everything is abbreviated or some "cool" new lingo but to be honest if I can't even figure out your title I'm not even going to waste my time.



You're old, I know the feeling.

I was on 4chan the other day and I felt the same way. Imagined myself holding up that 1800's earphone thing yelling "what.......".

It's sad, I'm in my 30's. The kids these days........


I'm nearly 50...

Get off my lawn!

...mumble mumble hippies, mumble mumble....


Im 62, and all I can say, you damn kids are all the same. Still gotta be spoon fed pablems and Gerber peaches!


You're 62? How old is that picture you posted saying it was you?

30 years ago?? O.o



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