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Wanna' see my Spurtle???

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posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 08:26 AM
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Sounds kinda' dirty, doesn't it...my "Spurtle"? Kinda kinky, huh??

"I'm gonna' hit you with my Spurtle!"...or...I'm gonna' rub my Spurtle all over you!!"

SPURTLE...SPURTLE...SPURTLE!! (It's even fun to say!)

Do you know what a Spurtle is??

Well, it's probably one of the handiest implements you can have in the kitchen. It's like a combination of a spatula, and a spoon, and, I don't know, a bunch of other things. They're awesome!

Spurtles were originally invented in Scotland during the 15th century and they were primarily used for stirring porridge. Today they can be used for about anything you can imagine!

So, if you don't have a Spurtle in your kitchen, you better run out right now and get some Spurtle(s).

SPURTLE...SPURTLE...SPURTLE...I'm gonna' play with my "spurtle"!! And if you don't like it, I'll take my spurtle and go home!

Here's a picture of my "Spurtle"....


edit on 7/12/2019 by Flyingclaydisk because: (no reason given)




posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 08:31 AM
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a reply to: Flyingclaydisk
I think I will make one.



posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 08:32 AM
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posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 08:33 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I think that is an alien spurtle. Think probe.



posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 08:33 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

You traditionalist, you!

Yes, that is what the original ones looked like.

The modern ones seem a little more handy though.



posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 08:38 AM
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originally posted by: butcherguy
I think that is an alien spurtle. Think probe.


What do you think I do with it?



posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 08:38 AM
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The new ones are 'broader' and have, ahem...a little upward curvature to them.

I get excited when I see my spurtle!




posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 11:12 PM
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Looks like something they have at fraternity houses that is used in Hell week.




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