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120.000 UFO Stormtroopers will strike Area51

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posted on Jul, 13 2019 @ 09:06 AM
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originally posted by: 0bserver1
a reply to: IMSAM

I thought Area 51 officially didn't exist???

Oops..


You haven't been keeping up. President Clinton acknowledged the existence of "the Air Force's operating location at Groom Lake" back in the 90s, and the CIA acknowledged it ran programs out of Groom Lake a few years ago.




posted on Jul, 13 2019 @ 11:18 AM
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a reply to: face23785

Hmmm...



posted on Jul, 13 2019 @ 11:31 AM
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originally posted by: 0bserver1
a reply to: IMSAM

I thought Area 51 officially didn't exist???

Oops..


Angry Grandma agrees, she's packed her toilet paper and is headed to Area 61.

twitter.com...



posted on Jul, 13 2019 @ 12:02 PM
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posted on Jul, 13 2019 @ 12:04 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz


omg this had me crackin hard.Thanks zazza






posted on Jul, 13 2019 @ 01:24 PM
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a reply to: Zaphod58

The meme's are hilarious over there



posted on Jul, 13 2019 @ 01:43 PM
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Breaking NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Snookie from Jersey Shore has Joined"


(we really need antifa in on this folks)

I used to have a sign in my window that read

"go ahead, break in, I could use the practice"

this would be great training for the Airforce.


ETA has anyone else seen the bloodied T-shirt that says "I'm fine"?

should update that to "I ran from area 51 early"
edit on 13-7-2019 by thedigirati because: the jokes just write themselves.

edit on 13-7-2019 by thedigirati because: I really need a new keyboard.



posted on Jul, 13 2019 @ 02:19 PM
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a reply to: 0bserver1

One of my groups is posting them. Some are true classics, but not ok for ATS unfortunately. Gotta love military humor.



posted on Jul, 13 2019 @ 04:47 PM
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I wonder if these are selling like hot-cakes...?




posted on Jul, 13 2019 @ 05:10 PM
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posted on Jul, 13 2019 @ 05:16 PM
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Elon Musk tweeted he would donate one of his flamethrowers to the cause.



posted on Jul, 13 2019 @ 05:27 PM
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originally posted by: schuyler
Elon Musk tweeted he would donate one of his flamethrowers to the cause.


I think they're gonna need a lot more than that. Flamethrowers don't have nearly the range that a rifle does.



posted on Jul, 13 2019 @ 05:37 PM
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They look cooler when they are spouting flame, though.



posted on Jul, 13 2019 @ 05:48 PM
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a reply to: Zaphod58

My wife just saw that and said you should add at the bottom

"come at me bro"

tears in my eyes 😂😂😂😂😂



posted on Jul, 13 2019 @ 05:50 PM
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originally posted by: schuyler
Elon Musk tweeted he would donate one of his flamethrowers to the cause.



only one Tesla?

what a cheap bastard..



originally posted by: schuyler
They look cooler when they are spouting flame, though.



edit on 13-7-2019 by thedigirati because: it's a bigger laugh



posted on Jul, 13 2019 @ 06:56 PM
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posted on Jul, 13 2019 @ 07:04 PM
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originally posted by: Zaphod58
a reply to: thedigirati



"The anal probes are all warmed up" - Alien Research Scientist



posted on Jul, 13 2019 @ 07:14 PM
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posted on Jul, 13 2019 @ 07:25 PM
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originally posted by: schuyler
Elon Musk tweeted he would donate one of his flamethrowers to the cause.


A smart man but politically stupid.
Who knows, he might even show up.



posted on Jul, 13 2019 @ 07:34 PM
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Yawn...

This isn't news; someone tried to organize a similar group on 08/08/1998 and again 05/05/2005. The 1998 one was discussed heavily on Glenn Campbell's UFOMind BBS and/or website; the 2005 one was right here on ATS I believe. The 2005 event being the so-called "million man march" on A51. I don't think either date had attendance high enough to report, let alone to take the place by storm. I bet it's ten times as difficult to make such an effort succeed in this day and age. Why anyone would even attempt to publicize a serious effort is beyond my understanding. A knowledgeable person who really wants attention and to do the public a service of sharing information would infiltrate with no advance warning, prepare well enough to enter and leave successfully, review materials gathered, and only then go public.



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