As we're in the midst of an American holiday, I'd like to make some updates if anyone is planning out their calendars. . . .
According to my sources deep inside the Democrat Headquarters inside a small building somewhere in Moscow, this is next years calendar if they can get
away with it.
New Year's Day -still okay, because booze
Martin Luther King Jr. Day - He thought all lives mattered, CANCELLED
Washington's Birthday / Presidents' Day - Owned slaved, CANCELLED
Memorial Day - Celebrating military sacrifices, (Military Industrial Complex) -CANCELLED
Easter Sunday - Too "Jesus-y" CANCELLED
Independence Day - Promoting nationalism, CANCELLED
Labor Day - Still here, because LABOR is good.
Columbus Day - Definitely CANCELLED, probably raped an Indian like Kavanaugh
Veterans' Day - MIC again, and patriotism, so CANCELLED
November 3, election - Still on, so you can vote twice
Thanksgiving - Pilgrims stole turkeys and served cheap wine and probably raped like Kavanaugh, CANCELLED
Christmas - Too religious-y, more Jesus stuff, CANCELLED
If anyone wants to add to the list, feel free.
After the butthurt from the evil left over 4th of July, I thought this might be appropriate.