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Leftist Calendar if they got their way

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posted on Jul, 5 2019 @ 09:10 AM
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As we're in the midst of an American holiday, I'd like to make some updates if anyone is planning out their calendars. . . .

According to my sources deep inside the Democrat Headquarters inside a small building somewhere in Moscow, this is next years calendar if they can get away with it.


New Year's Day -still okay, because booze

Martin Luther King Jr. Day - He thought all lives mattered, CANCELLED

Washington's Birthday / Presidents' Day - Owned slaved, CANCELLED

Memorial Day - Celebrating military sacrifices, (Military Industrial Complex) -CANCELLED

Easter Sunday - Too "Jesus-y" CANCELLED

Independence Day - Promoting nationalism, CANCELLED

Labor Day - Still here, because LABOR is good.

Columbus Day - Definitely CANCELLED, probably raped an Indian like Kavanaugh

Veterans' Day - MIC again, and patriotism, so CANCELLED

November 3, election - Still on, so you can vote twice

Thanksgiving - Pilgrims stole turkeys and served cheap wine and probably raped like Kavanaugh, CANCELLED

Christmas - Too religious-y, more Jesus stuff, CANCELLED


If anyone wants to add to the list, feel free.

After the butthurt from the evil left over 4th of July, I thought this might be appropriate.





posted on Jul, 5 2019 @ 09:14 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

No, they will never cancel MLK day! He is a hero to the chosen people.

But what about some new holidays? How about a Fidel Castro Day, or a Che Guevara Day?



posted on Jul, 5 2019 @ 09:16 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy


Update:
LABOR DAY- CANCELLED because women going into Labor actually deliver their babies.



posted on Jul, 5 2019 @ 09:19 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy


Update:
LABOR DAY- CANCELLED because women going into Labor actually deliver their babies.


And men who go into labor to deliver babies, don't forget the men.



posted on Jul, 5 2019 @ 09:20 AM
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originally posted by: TonyS
a reply to: DBCowboy

No, they will never cancel MLK day! He is a hero to the chosen people.

But what about some new holidays? How about a Fidel Castro Day, or a Che Guevara Day?


They'll probably celebrate some revolution in October. . . .



posted on Jul, 5 2019 @ 09:22 AM
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Don't forget to add 'Illegal Alien History Month'.



posted on Jul, 5 2019 @ 09:29 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Don't forget to add 'Illegal Alien History Month'.


It'll be right after, "Gun Confiscation Month".



posted on Jul, 5 2019 @ 09:37 AM
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What a cromulent thread. < /sarc>
edit on 7/5/2019 by Xcalibur254 because: (no reason given)

edit on 7/5/2019 by Xcalibur254 because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 5 2019 @ 09:37 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Right wing alarmist day CANCELLED

Excessive use of caps Lock day CANCELLED

My coccyx hurts for no apparent reason day CANCELLED

Let people get political ideology muddy the waters day CANCELLED

Procrastination day...I'll have to get back to you on that one, it could be tomorrow or next year.

PC thugs, why can't they realise that the first protects freedom of speech but also allows for a rebuttal? That's how it works and should always work.

Left, right, I don't care-as long as the cowboys make the playoffs I'm cool.



posted on Jul, 5 2019 @ 09:40 AM
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a reply to: Thecakeisalie


I was cool until you brought up the Cowboys.

I have alerted the Mods and the local authorities.

You will be banned, punished, and later. . . Antifa will swing by your home to beat up a gay Asian reporter.



posted on Jul, 5 2019 @ 09:40 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy


The list is good but needs some additions to make up for all the cancelled days.

No more black history month,,, now it's black history quarter cuz one month ain't enough.

Cinco de mayo.... Cuz half the country is now Mexican...

Ramadan...all religions are bad except Islam...wink wink...

Labor Day in now 67% gender pay gap day because our country loves celebrating myths.

Thanksgiving will remain the same cuz nobody cares about the Indians and everybody loves eating all the holiday goodies.

Christmas will be replaced by Kwanzaa for the usual reasons...



posted on Jul, 5 2019 @ 09:43 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy


Update:
LABOR DAY- CANCELLED because women going into Labor actually deliver their babies.


They're still eligible to be murdered after delivery, in Democrat-run states.



posted on Jul, 5 2019 @ 09:47 AM
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Labor day would be cancelled. We can't celebrate people who are productive and actually work. It will be renamed Welfare day.



posted on Jul, 5 2019 @ 09:49 AM
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Don't forget all the Monuments that triggered Libbies want torn down in this country DB. They get panic attacks when they look at them.




posted on Jul, 5 2019 @ 09:51 AM
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originally posted by: shawmanfromny
Don't forget all the Monuments that triggered Libbies want torn down in this country DB. They get panic attacks when they look at them.



They won't tear it down, they'll just break up all the rocks and put it in a museum.



posted on Jul, 5 2019 @ 09:55 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Don't forget to add 'Illegal Alien History Month'.


That's just silly; everyone knows there is no such thing as an "illegal Alien".



posted on Jul, 5 2019 @ 10:06 AM
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I would like to make one humble request for the duration of this thread.

While it may be considered satire, I would only plead with those on the left not to threaten the lives of little girls as a result of this thread.




Thank you, please carry on.




posted on Jul, 5 2019 @ 10:08 AM
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a reply to: Edumakated

For future reference, I propose Welfare Memorial Day.

It'll never last.



posted on Jul, 5 2019 @ 10:09 AM
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a reply to: DanDanDat


I used to think that too, but then I saw that documentary "ET the Extra Terrestrial". The poor immigrant didn't even come here by choice, he just got left behind by accident, then that family took him in and boom ICE shows up. So sad.

I'm actually surprised that some liberal group doesn't have special calendars that lists these "special" days to celebrate rather then the conventional days we all celebrate.


originally posted by: DBCowboy
I would like to make one humble request for the duration of this thread.



While it may be considered satire, I would only plead with those on the left not to threaten the lives of little girls as a result of this thread.




Thank you, please carry on.




Or little boys … I'm looking at you Schiff.


edit on 5-7-2019 by Guyfriday because: edited due to late response



posted on Jul, 5 2019 @ 10:12 AM
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NEW Holiday...

National 'Drink From A Toilet' Day.




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