Darwin Award Nominee....

a reply to: lakenheath24

I love idiots, a great source of entertainment.

My favorite Darwin award goes to the dude who went to answer the phone but instead he grabbed a revolver placed right next to the phone.

What happened next will blow your mind, or in this man's case, it literally blew his mind.

a reply to: Bluntone22

Dude he straight up.went to atomization from what i heard. The sunbather is unable to speak to police. Did you see the dent in the ground!

originally posted by: odzeandennz
a reply to: lakenheath24

You have a weird sense of humor about a man falling to his death whilst trying to possibly escape a shlitty life...

#RecreationalOutrage

a reply to: lakenheath24

I've heard of flying "economy" class, but this is getting ridiculous!

Did he (at least) have leg room or an in-flight movie?

a reply to: RexKramerPRT

Well, beer freezes pretty quick when i forget them in the freezer...and that is nowhere near minus 60. It was a 9 hour flight so chief was basicslly a 150 pound block of human missile fertilizer. I mean terminal.velocity is 150?....x 150lbs.....serious crater.

a reply to: DBCowboy

My guess is its pretty cozy when the wheels come home. He did pack a lunch apparently.

originally posted by: lakenheath24
a reply to: DBCowboy

My guess is its pretty cozy when the wheels come home. He did pack a lunch apparently.

It better had not been peanuts, because allergies.

a reply to: lakenheath24

Sorry but I have to wade in on this one.
OP is spot on, no real thought went into this attempt at all.
So many things wrong from the off.
Granted he was trying to flee to the UK and must have been desperate but this reeks of PPP (p1ss poor planning.)

a reply to: lakenheath24

Saw this reply elsewhere that mad me chuckle at the image although probably no laughing matter. He made a dent like.

Poor bloke. Imagine being out in the garden, bairns in the paddling pool, and a dead fella travelling at terminal velocity lands in your bush

originally posted by: lakenheath24
a reply to: Bluntone22

Dude he straight up.went to atomization from what i heard. The sunbather is unable to speak to police. Did you see the dent in the ground!

More of a thud then...

Yard jart would have been cool too...

Pop turned into a Popsicle.

At least he stuck the landing.


Headline: "Kenya Stowaway Falls To Death From Plane In South-West London."

Um...he was dead before he began his...um...combat descent. It wasn't the sudden stop.

a reply to: RexKramerPRT


2nd

a reply to: RexKramerPRT

Lol. Seriously...22 year old was probably chscking out porn hub when 150 pounds of man-missile explodes all over him.

Hes gonna need some counseling for sure.

a reply to: caterpillage

Ahh . . . wow, that was bad. LOL

a reply to: Thecakeisalie

Pics or it didn't happen!


I didnt know phone dialers worked the same as a trigger!

"His head was not in a good way."
Quote of the day.

a reply to: Homefree

Before or after his 150mph arrival?

a reply to: lakenheath24

England should build a wall to keep the riff raft out! And make them pay for it!

(Sorry for the Trump reference but just pointing out how stupid of an idea it is!)

Little oxygen, -50F at that altitude... makes me start to wonder if we shouldn’t just let people in... Like, “You have 30 days to get your sh!t together! Get a job. Pay taxes. Join Trump-care. Buy Girl Scout cookies. And you are in. Otherwise, we mark you for sanitation and chase you out of the dome!”

Better than being an icicle lawn dart in London!!

This is far from the first time its happened. There was a news article back in the days of Pan Am of one of their aircraft landing with a pair of legs hanging down next to the landing gear.

originally posted by: odzeandennz
a reply to: lakenheath24

You have a weird sense of humor about a man falling to his death whilst trying to possibly escape a shlitty life...

#ty Education as well.