posted on Sep, 21 2019 @ 07:46 PM
a reply to: LightSpeedDriver
a reply to: Night Star
Dang it, I could not fit all you shedders in the reply tag. I will probably just do generic, one-size-fits-all shed posts in the future...if y'all
don't mind...probably best for posting aesthetic anyhow. I won't overdo it, I promise.
Little baby is pretty and she smells good, fresh. I held her for a long time last night. She smiled and I said "Awww she smiled at me". Then wife said
She's the first of us with blonde hair. (The rest of us are brunettes.) She started opening her eyes within a few hours and they appear to be dark
blue. I'm not sure why but I am under the impression that both hair and eye colors are subject to fluctuation.
Mama DoE was TIRED but both are thankfully getting a little nap as I type.
Truth is, I gotta bring my A+ game right now, and that's a tall order because my wife is definitely the most capable of the two of us in everyday,
practical affairs. I am a dictionary of excuses, as you all know.
If you ever need advice on outwitting the Sidewalk Trolls; smuggle Old Frog Woman out of moon jail; or set traps for unwelcome Ash Fairies, come talk
to yours truly.
The wife...she doesn't even believe in Ash Fairies! (They sometimes always mess up the car at night and leave ashes, which *I* of course get blamed
for. True to the predator-prey dynamic, they wised up to my tricks and can slip my traps. Now *I* have to get just a bit smarter still and design new
traps. It never ends...I really don't like those Ash Fairies, sorry to say it. I think they and the Smoke Fairies are in league with one another
So let's just say she's good at her things and I'm good at mine, but now I have to be good at both. So on that note...I gotta go put the DoE in "DoEs
gOoD dEEds foR hIs wIfe!"