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posted on Oct, 28 2019 @ 03:59 PM
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a reply to: DictionaryOfExcuses

Absolutely no scissors.




posted on Oct, 28 2019 @ 04:07 PM
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Today's topic of conversation - owls and scissors. Should the two belong in the same room?

Playing the battle of insurance vs doctors appointments earlier today. Meaning there is at least a 50% chance that I accomplished something.

Now if only my cats would learn how to open canned cat food cans themselves so I don't have to hear about it at 5:00 am.



posted on Oct, 28 2019 @ 04:10 PM
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a reply to: LookingForABetterLife

Throw scissors at them, then feed them an owl ...


😜



posted on Oct, 28 2019 @ 04:11 PM
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I've heard this song 100's of times but I don't remember it being like this.




posted on Oct, 28 2019 @ 04:12 PM
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originally posted by: Timely
a reply to: LookingForABetterLife

Throw scissors at them, then feed them an owl ...


😜


Hey, I can do that.



posted on Oct, 28 2019 @ 04:16 PM
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originally posted by: Timely
a reply to: LookingForABetterLife

Throw scissors at them, then feed them an owl ...


😜


Today's Dad Joke:

Why did the Owl Howl ?

Answers -

edit on 28-10-2019 by bally001 because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 28 2019 @ 04:17 PM
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a reply to: bally001

Some goose threw scissors at it ?




posted on Oct, 28 2019 @ 04:22 PM
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originally posted by: Timely
a reply to: bally001

Some goose threw scissors at it ?



Close, but no. The other offender was a bird and there was a beak involved. Remember, it's a "Dad Joke".



posted on Oct, 28 2019 @ 05:05 PM
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a reply to: bally001

Does the answer rhyme, too?
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posted on Oct, 28 2019 @ 07:25 PM
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originally posted by: DictionaryOfExcuses
a reply to: bally001

Does the answer rhyme, too?


Well yes, for the Dad Joke.

Kind regards,

bally

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posted on Oct, 28 2019 @ 07:30 PM
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I must have walked in on comedy hour.


Bally, you're such a tease. Lol



posted on Oct, 28 2019 @ 07:41 PM
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originally posted by: Night Star
I must have walked in on comedy hour.


Bally, you're such a tease. Lol


I hope it fits with LookingAtaBetterLife's 'topic of conversation for the day. I mean it is an owl joke.

Snort..chortle... Can you answer it? If so,
I'll let myself out.

bally



posted on Oct, 28 2019 @ 08:21 PM
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originally posted by: Night Star
I must have walked in on comedy hour.



Exactly!



I need to clean up this place a bit today. But not now. 3:20 AM and i am drinking coffee in a total zombie mode.



posted on Oct, 28 2019 @ 08:34 PM
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originally posted by: Night Star
a reply to: bally001

So many animals lose their homes to modern day man.
Highways and buildings are everywhere and there are less trees and wildlife. I always feel bad for the ones that don't make it. I mean, you have to wonder, did that poor thing have a family depending on it somewhere?


I thought very deeply about what you wrote here and the roadside roos were on my mind so I went and did my very best. (You know me aye!)



Sorry, couldn't help it.

Kind regards,

Bally



posted on Oct, 28 2019 @ 10:07 PM
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a reply to: Finspiracy

I love Ismo!!!


Good Lord, you're up early. I'm thinking you'll go back to sleep soon?



posted on Oct, 28 2019 @ 10:08 PM
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a reply to: bally001

You're a tease and a brat. Lol
And no, I don't have an answer to your riddle. Poor roo.



posted on Oct, 28 2019 @ 10:20 PM
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a reply to: Night Star

Sigh, dad joke,

Why did the Owl Howl?

A. Because the Woodpecker would pecker.

oops...I'll see my self out.

Kind regards,

bally



posted on Oct, 28 2019 @ 10:45 PM
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Face palm.

Gordi, do the drum thing when someone ends a bad joke. Haha!

Brrr, chilly here tonight. Need hot chocolate...I don't have any hot chocolate/cocoa. Note to self, add hot cocoa to the grocery list.



posted on Oct, 28 2019 @ 10:46 PM
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That went down like a dead kangaroo with a floating balloon attached to it.


Should I tie yer kangaroo down mate?

Oh look, there's room for two through that door...



posted on Oct, 28 2019 @ 11:04 PM
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We love you all the same buddy, but



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