posted on Jun, 22 2019 @ 04:56 PM
IDK if this is considered a joke or skit. It's part of something bigger I'm working on. Some people will probably get it right away, others not
and some might be offended - but those who are offended, this might be directed at you and a general stereotype (earned or unearned - MANY who it is
targeted at don't fit this stereotype and we all know that, so take it easy).
I'm not sure how I want to end the joke, I've come up with 4 endings/punch lines, IDK which one works better. Then there is the "finale" which
goes with all endings. Let me know what you think of this or if it needs more work, which ending is better, etc.
An off duty cop is at a bar and asks the bartender for a Sex on the Beach with "double the tequila". Confused, the bartender says "there's no
tequila in a SOTB, it's vodka". The cop scoffs and shakes his head and says "well if that's how you make them you've been doing it wrong. Do I
need to make it?"
Bartender: "Well what do you think it is?"
Cop: "In this order add: highball with ice, 2 shots of Tequila, a splash of cream, splash of olive juice, orange juice, tomato juice a and a lime
Bartender: "WHAT? That's definitely not right, that sounds terrible!"
Cop: "I've been drinking these for over 25 years and I bartended in college. Believe me, that's how it's made"
Bartender: "Is that what you really want?"
Cop: "YEAH! That's what I ordered wasn't it?"
(Bartender is now totally confused but decides to make the requested drink)
Bartender, thinking WTF is going on and that he is being pranked/Punk'd, pours the drink and slides it over. The cop squeezes the lime, stirs the
drink & takes a big gulp.
Cop: He suppresses an intense gag reflex but slams the drink down and says: "This is horrible, there's too god damn much orange juice in this!" He
gets up to leave and says "And you call yourself a bartender.."
Cop: He tries to suppresses an intense gag reflex and slams the drink down and says "you were right, I was wrong", thanks the bartender and leaves.
cop: "This is horrible, where the hell did you learn to bartend?" and gets up and walks out the door.
cop: "I was right, I should have gone back there and made this!" he gets up & leaves
Finale - Bartender rings the bell hanging wall and announces that they have a new drink - it's called "the pigs trough" and all cops get doubles at