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I've got a new sandwich IDEA!!

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posted on Jun, 8 2019 @ 09:53 AM
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I've got an idea for a new sandwich at the golden arches!

Drum roll please!

Introducing....The McTwitter

And the jingle goes a little something like this...

%Two nothing burger patties,
Mystery sauce,
Kale,
gubmint cheese,
all on
Kardashian buns%


I think I might need some help with the jingle though.




posted on Jun, 8 2019 @ 10:03 AM
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a reply to: Flyingclaydisk


"Kardashian buns" might qualify it for a 'Super Sized' Happy Meal.



posted on Jun, 8 2019 @ 10:03 AM
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a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

They need a McTrump too! He would love that




posted on Jun, 8 2019 @ 10:24 AM
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originally posted by: visitedbythem
a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

They need a McTrump too! He would love that



THE BIG MAGA!


edit on 8-6-2019 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 8 2019 @ 10:47 AM
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a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Ummm...wow
Thank ya for the chuckle as that will remain in my belly for a bit.



posted on Jun, 8 2019 @ 10:53 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: Flyingclaydisk


"Kardashian buns" might qualify it for a 'Super Sized' Happy Meal.


Theres jus a tad too much silicone in those buns for my taste



posted on Jun, 8 2019 @ 11:01 AM
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originally posted by: BlueJacket

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: Flyingclaydisk


"Kardashian buns" might qualify it for a 'Super Sized' Happy Meal.


Theres jus a tad too much silicone in those buns for my taste


Yeah. You should also probably avoid the 'Secret' Sauce.



posted on Jun, 8 2019 @ 11:08 AM
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a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Here is a tune idea.
Rattle off the ingredients like the first 50 seconds, interspersed with appropriate contemporary twitter fodder,
then
instead of
"It's the end of the World as we know it"

"It's the kale nothing burger just admit it"
"Then just buy all my kale like an id-jit"

You are hoping to get paid for someone else clearing the kale from your property. LOL

edit on 8-6-2019 by pthena because: added another line

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posted on Jun, 8 2019 @ 11:54 AM
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a reply to: Flyingclaydisk


Get ATS's official sandwich maker, Mamabeth, in here to start working.



posted on Jun, 8 2019 @ 11:57 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Flyingclaydisk


Get ATS's official sandwich maker, Mamabeth, in here to start working.


Her 'Three Idiot Sliders' were awesome.



posted on Jun, 8 2019 @ 12:20 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: visitedbythem
a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

They need a McTrump too! He would love that



THE BIG MAGA!



It should have 2 scoops of ice cream on it.



posted on Jun, 8 2019 @ 12:34 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Her 'Three Idiot Sliders' were awesome.


Only the freshest ground up hooker in those bad boys.



posted on Jun, 8 2019 @ 01:12 PM
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If it's gonna tweet it should be made of fake bird meat.



posted on Jun, 8 2019 @ 01:45 PM
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a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Freedom fries as a side.



posted on Jun, 8 2019 @ 02:02 PM
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a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Can I get a side order of thighs?



posted on Jun, 8 2019 @ 02:05 PM
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Can you make this burger with good hamburger instead of that commercial nothing burger crap? But then again, you would not need all that crap to flavor the burger.

I guess keeping the Kardashian buns would be a great idea, we are talking about real kardashian buns aren't we?
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posted on Jun, 8 2019 @ 02:08 PM
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If you ask for the "Bruce Jenner" Special it's the same sandwich but they remove the meat.



posted on Jun, 8 2019 @ 04:01 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Hah! now that is damn funny!



posted on Jun, 8 2019 @ 04:39 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Ok, I thought the op was lame. Sorry Flyingclaydisk.

But just as I clicked to leave I read your reply.

Hilarious. So funny that I had to come back and say so.



posted on Jun, 8 2019 @ 04:41 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
If you ask for the "Bruce Jenner" Special it's the same sandwich but they remove the meat.


Ha!



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