Gillette: Transgender Shaving Ad

Any ad that makes any kind of liberal political statement is guaranteed to lose my business. If you want to sell me a razor blade then tell me how good the blade is. That is all I want or need to know. I am sick of every other ad on television having to make some kind of liberal statement with mixed race, gay, trans, whatever. Just show the product, then shut the hell up.

originally posted by: vonclod
a reply to: MisterSpock

Maybe start a religion, or cult ..The Nondescript Genders Holy Church Of Wokeology, gotta nice ring to it, get some tax free status and your set!

You know, I did always see myself as a cult leader. I just needed the push. Thankyou.

I want you to know that whatever you see in the news about my cult, you shouldn't feel bad, even though you were the catalyst that started it by telling me I should seek out my true destiny.

a reply to: Vroomfondel

I am sick of every other ad on television having to make some kind of liberal statement with mixed race, gay, trans, whatever. Just show the product, then shut the hell up.

Lol, than don't buy it.

a reply to: MisterSpock

We all have to find our own path..or have it suggested

I was actually thinking 5% of the gross? would be appropriate for the concept.

originally posted by: vonclod
a reply to: MisterSpock

We all have to find our own path..or have it suggested

Again, thank you for the suggestion. Because of your support, I'd like to offer you a senior(sub leadership) position in my newly formed cult.

Good opportunity to get in on the "ground floor' as it were.

a reply to: MisterSpock

I'll have my lawyer call your lawyer!

Personally, when i'm buying a consumer product, I just don't want a product that will do what it's supposed to.

I want a product that will do what it's supposed to, while making me feel like a piece of #(politically, socially and biologically) in the process.

Thank you, gillette. For making me realize how horrible I am. I'd like to recommend that for every pack or razors you provide a noose for me to hang myself with to rid the world of my cis/white/hetero hatred.

originally posted by: vonclod
a reply to: MisterSpock

I'll have my lawyer call your lawyer!

It's a cult, so no law involved, you lost the number 2 position right there.

Sorry, you failed the test.

How times change eh !



Noxzema Shaving Cream Commercial (1967)

“Men! Nothing takes it off like Noxzema medicated shave.” This 1967 commercial features seductive Swedish model Gunilla Knutsson and a man shaving to “The Stripper.”

If you shave, you're already a woman... Grow a beard ya nerds!!!

haha

jk jk...

Hey, It happens. There comes a time in your life when you have to teach your trans son how to shave.

I'm more American Indian than Elizabeth Warren, so I apparently can't grow a beard. I can go about a week before a 5'oclock shadow shows up. I just use an electric razor and get a nice straight razor shave when I go to the barber.

I've had a full mustache though since I was like 12...

originally posted by: xuenchen
How times change eh !

Noxzema Shaving Cream Commercial (1967)

“Men! Nothing takes it off like Noxzema medicated shave.” This 1967 commercial features seductive Swedish model Gunilla Knutsson and a man shaving to “The Stripper.”

Masculinity is toxic.

That was basically patriarch pornography. We are all eunuchs now. Get on the progressive train, get on board with the end of humanity by disregarding millennia of natural evolution.

originally posted by: Edumakated
I'm more American Indian than Elizabeth Warren, so I apparently can't grow a beard. I can go about a week before a 5'oclock shadow shows up. I just use an electric razor and get a nice straight razor shave when I go to the barber.

I've had a full mustache though since I was like 12...

A cup of earl grey is more native american than elizabeth warren.

She's literally a dumpster c*nt of western neo left policies.

a reply to: Edumakated

Population control. The fewer Men that understand their Penis was made to go into a Vagina and create more humans the better. I support those who we're born Gay..God Bless and carry on but, Why are men who like women now neanderthals?

Estrogen in the plastic bottles.

Don't forget the after shave lotion !


commercial: AQUA-VELVA (1966, w/ Mamie Van Doren) -- There's Something about an Aqua Velva Man

This sort of sociopathic virtue signaling exploitation is going to continue happening until people stop reacting to it and posting it all over the internet. Just stop talking about it and use a different product.

originally posted by: sooth
This sort of sociopathic virtue signaling exploitation is going to continue happening until people stop reacting to it and posting it all over the internet. Just stop talking about it and use a different product.

False, to a point, what will compel them to stop is when their sales and stock prices plummet to a point where their capitalistic nature kicks in.

That will happen(and is) long before social media stops "buzzing" about their stupidity.

originally posted by: Sabrechucker
a reply to: Edumakated

Population control. The fewer Men that understand their Penis was made to go into a Vagina and create more humans the better. I support those who we're born Gay..God Bless and carry on but, Why are men who like women now neanderthals?

Estrogen in the plastic bottles.

I agree, and because of that I've been attempting to find a non creepy way of offering my illustrious seed to any woman that wishes to further the brilliance of western ideals unto the world.

The problem is, obviously, no matter how I word the craigslist add it just comes across as creepy.

a reply to: MisterSpock

Sorry, you failed the test.