The stories of the initiation ceremonies of the Masons here, include them wearing bowler hats, pinnies and rolling up the leg of one trouser. They have to show their trust whilst blinfolded and step towards two sharpened pencils held at eye level. They also have funny handshakes.
Its also Orange march season just now so we suffer morbid bands making depressing and too loud a noise early on Saturdays.
The Catholics are at it as well with the Hibs walk which is just as crap.



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