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Regents park police post twitter pic of dangerous spoon they got off the street

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posted on May, 15 2019 @ 11:56 AM
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originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: Grambler


Again, comedy in the US today other than a few gems is pathetic and not dangerous at all


See my comment above.


Well I would but its not the mud pit.

So it may upset mods which I am not trying to do.

But I don't mind offensive comedy at all.

Check out doug Stanhope, who may be my favorite living comic. He is one of the mpst offensive comics I have ever heard.




posted on May, 15 2019 @ 11:58 AM
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a reply to: Grambler

I'll have to check him out.

Also the dare was obviously a joke, and when I said see my above comment, that was a poor joke that didn't work out as planned.



posted on May, 15 2019 @ 12:03 PM
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a reply to: Grambler

who have thought it a Grambler thread suggesting to the masses that the UK is an orwellian state, ever thought it may have been used as a heroin spoon, would you want your kids touching it, but hey you got your stars and clicks for your you tube channel, hows the American political career coming along, changed anything for the good yet?

Would you consider leaving America on vacation to the UK? find the real truth, or are you worried we all have to be in bed by 9pm, with the local gestapo stopping us from talking about it


originally posted by: Grambler


I get U.K. humor

I really liked that one guy making his pug make Nazi hand gestures

Oh wait.....

I’m sorry I should only mention U.K. police approved comedy


Well thanks for the admittance, cheers, you like nazis and their dogs, your words mate



posted on May, 15 2019 @ 12:06 PM
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a reply to: Grambler

I'd love to engage further but I'm off to the pub now where I sincerely intend to rip the piss out of all and sundry and scream insults at the TV, be thoroughly uncouth and use swear words etc and generally take part in many activities that many of our US members believe I'll get lifed off for....but I won't because we are more or less just as free to do and say what we want as anyone else is in the world, including the US.

Slainte.



posted on May, 15 2019 @ 12:12 PM
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a reply to: Freeborn

Come on man, be truthful, you will have to drink bacardi breezers, not become intocicated, leave all cutlery indoors, and then get arrested for walking the streets after 9pm curfew, i am starting to think you dont actually live in the UK



Have a great night mate, we are enjoying some glorious weather, go and get pissed, and maybe even be lewd, because nobody will be stopping you, despite what others think (not sure think is the right word as that involves brains)



posted on May, 15 2019 @ 12:14 PM
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a reply to: UpIsNowDown

Any proof the guy that had the pug was a Nazi?
Or is anyone making Nazis jokes a Nazi

Those damn Monty python Nazis!

Meanwhile, thank you as always for being concerned d with how many stars and flags I get

It’s nice to know your thinking of me so much!



posted on May, 15 2019 @ 12:18 PM
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a reply to: UpIsNowDown

And don't forget to cheer on The Mighty Leeds!

Never get drunk, I'm a drinker not a drunkard.




posted on May, 15 2019 @ 01:04 PM
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a reply to: UpIsNowDown

Try writing this limerick on Twitter and let me know of the results.

Your breasts are made of silicone
Your vagina goes nowhere
And we can tell the difference
Even when you are not there
Your hormones are synthetic
And let's just cross this bridge
What you have, you stupid man
Is male privilege.

www.telegraph.co.uk...



posted on May, 15 2019 @ 01:06 PM
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originally posted by: Grambler

originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: Grambler


Again, comedy in the US today other than a few gems is pathetic and not dangerous at all


See my comment above.


Well I would but its not the mud pit.

So it may upset mods which I am not trying to do.

But I don't mind offensive comedy at all.

Check out doug Stanhope, who may be my favorite living comic. He is one of the mpst offensive comics I have ever heard.


It is the mud pit. Check out Nick De Palo. One of the first right-wing comics I've ever seen.




posted on May, 15 2019 @ 01:12 PM
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a reply to: TheSteppenwolf

Didn’t you hear them?

The telegraph, that must just be a right wing tabloid, there is no way that could be true

I mean, unless the guy was armed with spoons when he said it



posted on May, 15 2019 @ 01:15 PM
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a reply to: TheSteppenwolf

Dipalo is great

There are many more comedians that are right wing, or at least not pc that are afraid to lose their careers by angering the pc mob

One of the great U.K. comics Ricky Gervais even defended the Nazi pug guy that so many brits seem to hate



posted on May, 15 2019 @ 01:18 PM
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GOT TO BE FAKE !!!!!!!
1 a Spoon
2 A long handled Knife sharpener the kind used in restaurants !!! NO blade what so ever And a dull end that is meant to sharpen kitchen knifes
3 a Foil - or epee used in the sport of fencing . Can you even kill someone with one of them ? Tocha lol
4 a meat fork used for pot-roast
5 what looks like a letter opener ( again it has no real edge ) But i guess you could stab with it lol .
No way this is a real photo of stuff they took .
I see paring knifes and a bunch more kitchen knifes .
Only one missing is a butter knife lol BUT that letter opener coudl be used as one if you blunted then end a bit



posted on May, 15 2019 @ 01:23 PM
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Regents park police post twitter pic of dangerous spoon they got off the street

Goddamn assault spoons.

There needs to be a law against 'em.



posted on May, 15 2019 @ 01:24 PM
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a reply to: Grambler

I dare him to share this photo on Twitter:



news.sky.com...



posted on May, 15 2019 @ 02:01 PM
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originally posted by: neo96
Regents park police post twitter pic of dangerous spoon they got off the street

Goddamn assault spoons.

There needs to be a law against 'em.



Cry havoc, and let slip the spoons of war!! Mines fully automatic, it's almost impossible to stir a cuppa!!



posted on May, 15 2019 @ 02:04 PM
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originally posted by: Kurokage

originally posted by: neo96
Regents park police post twitter pic of dangerous spoon they got off the street

Goddamn assault spoons.

There needs to be a law against 'em.



Cry havoc, and let slip the spoons of war!! Mines fully automatic, it's almost impossible to stir a cuppa!!




edit on 15-5-2019 by Grambler because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 15 2019 @ 02:24 PM
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originally posted by: oldcarpy
a reply to: Grambler




Same posters: "The US members hurt my feelings and I wish they would just leave us alone!!!"


No feelings hurt here, old chap. You are just making unwanted nuisances of yourselves but us Brits are not really that precious about our feelings and you don't really bother us as much as you apparently like to think you do.


Yeah, it's not really serious until we dump tea in the harbor.



posted on May, 15 2019 @ 05:01 PM
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Ok, not sure if this has been mentioned - I didn't read thru all nine pages of bad spoon puns. Actually, let me revise that - spoon puns. I did enjoy most of them.

But I'll throw in my little bit of info here: that's obviously a Heroin shooting spoon. Post says it was turned in by the 'charity shop' who 'didn't want it getting in the wrong hands'... so I'm assuming they're trying to keep someone from doing the wrong thing, or trying to eat with it and get some residue.

Just my two pence..
edit on 15-5-2019 by IanMoone2 because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 16 2019 @ 04:11 AM
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originally posted by: Grambler
a reply to: Freeborn

I for one find British humor to usually be superior to the US.

Benny hill, monty python, rowan Atkinson, ricky Gervais; All masters.

But it was easier to be funny before the scourge of spoon crime overtook the streets of the UK


Benny Hill, a master of comedy? Really?

By the way, I think you are confusing "sarcasm" with "jokes".



posted on May, 16 2019 @ 04:45 AM
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a reply to: ketsuko



Yeah, it's not really serious until we dump tea in the harbor.


What a waste.

Big difference between us; we would quietly confiscate the tea and drink it.
American's would make some sort of outdated grand gesture, ruin the tea and think they'd made a big statement when the reality is no-one really gives a toss.



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