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I don't really know? Like I said i don't buy it. i have told this story before a few times and one time a friend told me something similar. maybe back in the 50's- 60's this was a taxidermy gag? IDK?
originally posted by: knowledgehunter0986
a reply to: Shockerking
But did he eat the bear with his bare hands though?
Because if he used the spoon, he's doing it wrong.
originally posted by: Shockerking
I don't really know? Like I said i don't buy it. i have told this story before a few times and one time a friend told me something similar. maybe back in the 50's- 60's this was a taxidermy gag? IDK?
originally posted by: knowledgehunter0986
a reply to: Shockerking
But did he eat the bear with his bare hands though?
Because if he used the spoon, he's doing it wrong.
originally posted by: knowledgehunter0986
a reply to: Shockerking
Just so we're clear: a spoon is nothing more than a tool of mass destruction.
To the brit's apparently it is yes.
originally posted by: knowledgehunter0986
a reply to: Shockerking
Just so we're clear: a spoon is nothing more than a tool of mass destruction.
Well the old man did say that the way the spoon was displayed was a exaggeration. He did say the used the handle end and scrambled the brain, through the eye socket. I left that part out , it's plausible. Did you miss the part where I said I did not believe it myself?
originally posted by: Lumenari
originally posted by: Shockerking
I don't really know? Like I said i don't buy it. i have told this story before a few times and one time a friend told me something similar. maybe back in the 50's- 60's this was a taxidermy gag? IDK?
originally posted by: knowledgehunter0986
a reply to: Shockerking
But did he eat the bear with his bare hands though?
Because if he used the spoon, he's doing it wrong.
Shooting a bear in the eye generally just pisses them off.
So does blowing off the side of their face... doesn't really slow them down and makes them unhappy, overall.
Trust me on that one.
So the spoon-bear-eyeball thing I'm going to take with a grain of salt.
~shrug~
originally posted by: madmac5150
I'm guessing sporks are next.
The dreaded "switch-spork" has been destroying buffet restaurants for years... silent, concealable and so ridiculous, that "sporking" victims almost never report their attacks.
I have heard that "assault sporks" are being developed. Ten tiny tines, instead of four or five.
3D printer ready plans for "assault sporks", have been circulating on social media.
One particularly sinister design, incorporates a drinking straw with a spork-bayonet attached... it's reportedly popular with middle-class Californians...
originally posted by: Freeborn
a reply to: paraphi
American's don't really get UK humour.
This thread shows that the predictable usual suspects believe anything they read about the UK that fits in with their pre-determined viewpoint despite repeatedly being told otherwise by people who actually live here.
And I've got to say; people in glasshouses and all that.
This thread say's more about the gullibility of some Americans, their desire to trash anyone else and to take some imaginary supercilious high ground than it does about anything or anyone else.
originally posted by: bastion
So while the US is busy sending women's rights back 100 years, the country that's really oppressed is the UK because police posted a joke on twitter?? Shurely Shome Mishtake.
I’m sure every brit that vocally disagrees is already in jail
originally posted by: MisterSpock
I look forward to some commentary on this from our UK friends.
It's understandable that it's taking a little while for the responses. Seeing as though all their social media commentary has to be filtered through the government for hate speech.
I'm sure the boys at the government are working overtime and will soon "approve" some of their citizens comments.
This thread shows that the predictable usual suspects believe anything they read about the UK that fits in with their pre-determined viewpoint despite repeatedly being told otherwise by people who actually live here.