Leave it to whitey to invent the most RACIST vegetable in the history of the known universe.
And that's the punchline in this most glorious piece of shotgun journalism!
Cover your eyes, because what I'm about to show you is 3.293 times more offensive than a white couple at a pro-diversity rally...
Behold, the white colored form of the "Devil's Tongue" pepper. That's right, the WHITE Devil's Tongue:
Okay first of all hot peppers are plants of the New World, meaning, if White People cook and eat them that's Cultural Appropriation (that's
Therefore, concerning hot peppers, and White People, what we have here is the most in your face realm of Cultural Appropriationology the world over.
You see it wasnt enough to steal them from Mexican's, nope these greedy White Devil's had to go over the top with their Mad White Devil Science (dont
forget Science is RACIST too) breeding programs in their unending attempts to mutate these poor, poor vegetables into looking nothing like Mexican
peppers. This Neo-eugenicist front last time I checked had literally hundreds of new cultivars per year emerging, none of which being announced by
their breeders with a forward note praising Mexican's. No fealty pledged. No hymns being sung. No letter of intent towards using the peppers to make
pepper spray to wash the white skin of those "Border Vigilante" heathen White Devil's trying to deny Mexican's their Right of Migration across the
Which is typical of their kind. I mean just look at the poor, poor tomato. Italian's act like they invented it. Yet they didnt have it until maybe a
couple hundred years ago. And the tomato is a proper kindred spirit of the hot pepper, not to mention a very close relative in the Plant Kingdom, but
the hot pepper cultists have them trumped
They even have a big Internet forum where they scheme and plot the next big cultivar and the garden plots to grow it in. Yet no manifesto to loving
Mexicans is to be found anywhere. I'd report the spot to the FBI, if only the FBI wasn't predominantly White People. Since "America" is predominantly
White you can count your chickens its mostly White People in that haven of white supremacy, so that right there alone makes the forum RACIST, as
evidenced by the flame wars those hotheads get into which you wouldn't expect since it isnt like its a political site. Only White Devils would ever do
So now I could go on an explosive tirade about the history of White Devils, but honestly I've already puked three times just getting this far into
this piece. We all know who they are and what they look like. That's not news.
Anyways, so the general order of affairs regarding new hot pepper cultivars / varieties is each is initially red. Then yellow tends to come next. Then
orange. And then brown, but nope it cant be called brown it has to be called "chocolate", which that right there itself is Cultural Appropriation,
especially since there's no chocolate flavor involved. Then comes the coup de grâce, the WHITE form, which as an added insult to Mexican's tends to
be milder than the other colors of the same variety.
And now, to add insult to injury, I give you proof that peppers are SEXIST:
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