Reptilians Eat Humans

Totally random but, I don't know, maybe I hit a high note with a new strain, but this "brilliance" sums up everything ATS - minus you know who.
Why did this pop up on my feed?
WTF is wrong with the s4it I eat. My feed is broken, I should create a new account and get the first timer Kardashian splash.




So how do we fight off the blood sucking reptilians? Will synthetic blood save us in the future?

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

"I'm gonna help your ass." lol

That was great but I wish he wasn't wearing the mask cause it was hard to understand him sometimes.

No idea what the brother is saying....ok..

But Yes, Reptiles eat humans any chance they get.....

Crocodiles eat humans.
Alligators eat humans.
Pythons eat humans.
Komodo Dragons eat humans.

Yes, reptile eat humans......humans also eat reptiles....

They love eating the pineal gland. That's your third eye. The human body makes the most powerful #

Reptilians eat humans, humans eat humans, bears eat humans.

We're screwed.

NM😁

originally posted by: underwerks
Reptilians eat humans, humans eat humans, bears eat humans.

We're screwed.

Seems like we're made out-of food too!

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

So how do we fight off the blood sucking reptilians?

Power loaders. And/or Ripley hybrid acid blood.

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

Jock-itch eats humans, too.

That was funny!!!

So is the mask because he's hiding from the reptilians?

It's crazy though because this whole time I thought they ate cats! 😜

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

Well, i’m def locking my doors tonight, not because i’m afraid that reptilians will eat me, but because i’m afraid of the black cobra commander. I didn’t even know that he existed until now, but now that i do know, i’m not taking any chances.

What reptile doesn’t eat mammals? So obviously lizard aliens are real. Right? Well actually, lot’s of reptiles are insectivores or vegetarians. So....

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

I’m going to exercise my white privilege and say what everyone is thinking right now.

Black people can’t conspiracy theory.

I know, i know..., that’s racist, but it has to be said.

They are good at sports, rapping, and BBQs, but they should leave this stuff to the more melanin deficient among us.

LOL!! I love this guy!
"I'm gonna help yo ass!"

Legit i kinda got worried when he started asking the government to give guns to him, so he can protect himself and others...i am not entirely sure i'd feel safe lol
But the topic did bring to mind a very old video that still kinda gives me the chills, i'm sure it's been shared on this site at some point, just more proof they do enjoy the occasional human meal:


the above video doesn't work (COINCIDENCE??!!)
so here here is a nice copy paste, just like in the days of yore

www.youtube.com...

originally posted by: chr0naut
a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

Jock-itch eats humans, too.

Now we have added fungus to the list of Reptiles, and bears.

I will pitch in another.

Bacteria.
Bacteria eat humans.

a reply to: IShotMyLastMuse

They are made of meat........ Roasted reptillian tail is also good with fava beans i hear.

Social media eats humans.

originally posted by: r0xor
They love eating the pineal gland. That's your third eye. The human body makes the most powerful #

The purpose for human existence is to produce adrenochrome. You need a being that has enough consciousness to be self aware, but stupid enough to allow you to havest as you please.

a reply to: butcherguy

Bacteria.

And insects, including their larvae; freaking maggots!
And arthropods, including scabies mites; freaking parasites!

a reply to: 3n19m470

Social media eats humans.

Wait!
Is ATS considered social media?

Oh the humanity!!!

a reply to: 3n19m470

Very interesting.
I knew there was science to back up the reptilian agenda.