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posted on May, 5 2019 @ 10:15 AM
Newsflash: Optimist drowns in half full bath tub.

Dating sites... I mean, you have to choose if you want to have the 3, 9 or 12 month package. So I already have to know how long it takes for me to find a fitting date. I called them, they do not have a lifetime package to offer. Decisions, decisions.

Decisions are everywhere to make. Even when I wake up, I have to make a decision: Do I stand up or stay in bed. After that: Do I stay awake or go back to bed? I mean, we have to make decisions one after a nother.

Same with luck. Not many options but a decision to make: Luck by self-deceive or unluck by realism?

Career choices. I thought about what I am good at. Like doubting myself. Or resignating. Or being crazy. It gave me the idea about becoming a SJW but I do not have that much self hatred.

Instead I remembered to seperate my hobby from the job so I became a sugar confectioner. Sweet days, sour nights. Balance kept. Every 13th donut, I fill with sour grape, because sour makes funny faces. No one ever thanks me for it, though.

I was always good at making people laugh, mostly about myself. Its okay, the result counts, not the how. Its a take and give. They take my dignity, and I give it to them.

Meanwhile, in politics everywhere, the base is loosing sleep over how to destroy their country the best way they can. I wish it could be like with my dignity but with money and time: They take, I give. Concept maintained.

Balance is important. Like many do, I balance out my accounts, it is always changing between red and black. I again, called and since I like patterns, I made them this proposal:

1st number is always black and the rest can be red. They just laughed at me and I proofed what I wrote before, I am damn good at making people laugh.

I wish I could know the reason!

Thanks for reading, hope you found it a bit entertaining, if not, you will laugh anyways hahaha

posted on May, 6 2019 @ 02:10 AM
Haha I read all that in Rodney Dangerfield's voice.

You're a good egg.. I like your yolks..

My dog has no nose..
How does he smell?

*thank's dad*

posted on May, 6 2019 @ 12:05 PM
a reply to: gallop

Haha I looked him up, lol yes the casual tone is what I wanted to deliver

I am planning to start a little comic series just for fun and I thought I would look into satire a bit not just the words only but for the feeling around it. If I can put it down in words I can do it in pictures

Thank you for the kind words


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