posted on May, 5 2019 @ 10:15 AM
Newsflash: Optimist drowns in half full bath tub.
Dating sites... I mean, you have to choose if you want to have the 3, 9 or 12 month package. So I already have to know how long it takes for me to
find a fitting date. I called them, they do not have a lifetime package to offer. Decisions, decisions.
Decisions are everywhere to make. Even when I wake up, I have to make a decision: Do I stand up or stay in bed. After that: Do I stay awake or go back
to bed? I mean, we have to make decisions one after a nother.
Same with luck. Not many options but a decision to make: Luck by self-deceive or unluck by realism?
Career choices. I thought about what I am good at. Like doubting myself. Or resignating. Or being crazy. It gave me the idea about becoming a SJW but
I do not have that much self hatred.
Instead I remembered to seperate my hobby from the job so I became a sugar confectioner. Sweet days, sour nights. Balance kept. Every 13th donut, I
fill with sour grape, because sour makes funny faces. No one ever thanks me for it, though.
I was always good at making people laugh, mostly about myself. Its okay, the result counts, not the how. Its a take and give. They take my dignity,
and I give it to them.
Meanwhile, in politics everywhere, the base is loosing sleep over how to destroy their country the best way they can. I wish it could be like with my
dignity but with money and time: They take, I give. Concept maintained.
Balance is important. Like many do, I balance out my accounts, it is always changing between red and black. I again, called and since I like patterns,
I made them this proposal:
1st number is always black and the rest can be red. They just laughed at me and I proofed what I wrote before, I am damn good at making people
laugh.
I wish I could know the reason!
Thanks for reading, hope you found it a bit entertaining, if not, you will laugh anyways hahaha