posted on Apr, 20 2019 @ 09:58 PM
You know, in today's day and age we have these things called "smoothies".
They can actually be really good!!!'
But WHY, Gawd, WHY...do people feel compelled to put the nastiest stuff on Earth into a 'smoothie'??????? It's just endless!!!!!
All these smoothie places have every option but something GOOD!!
Take for example, Jamba Juice...they do smoothies, right? But every single one of them has some nasty ingredient like some weed you pull from the
ditch! You can get a Banana and strawberry smoothie...but it has KALE, and some other invasive WEED from my ditch that I spray repeatedly with 2-4-D
You can get the "ultimate' with berries, nanners, sugar...and then you get some S# like ground horse manure with a tincture of hyena pee. WTF???
And then there's KALE...everyone on the planet is trying to push KALE down your gullet! That S# was garnish on a plate, back when i was cooking.
You didn't actually EAT that CRAP!! It was friggin' GARNISH! Now you can't get anything without it!
Even my friggin doctor tells me to eat KALE! Screw that S#, I'll eat Canadian blue THISTLE, thorns and all, before I'll eat that crap!
KALE is a conspiracy! It really is. Not even horses will eat that crap, and if a horse doesn't eat it...then I'm damn sure not going to eat it!!
My cows won't eat that crap either.
My wife started to mix a smoothie tonight..."LOOK...it's got KALE too...it's good for you...isn't it great???"
F# that!! .....I went out and changed the oil in my tractor!
Hey, KALE SUCKS!!!
I dare one person here to tell me...they actually "like" KALE...just ONE!!!