I need to turn Chivas Regal darker and sweeter to decieve my friend...

Hello,

Yes I need to decieve my friend... or at least find a replacement.

My friend and housemate was given two small glasses of alcoholic spirits that one of his friends made. I dont think it is a rum. It could ve. But it is very very sweet.

I got drunk late one night and wanted more alcohol and drank one of his small jars. Very very smooth and sweet and delicious. You wouldnt even really think it of an alcoholic spirit.

He is a fitness freak and hardly ever drinks alcohol.

I bought some Chivas Regal today and poured it into the small, empty, glass jar. Its colouring is too light compared to the other glass jar and certainly not sweet enough.

What do i need to add to make it darker and sweeter to compare to the original product?

Sugar? Raw sugar? Brown sugar? Honey? Something else?

Any ideas?

Please help me. Lets be devious together 😎😋

a reply to: DaRAGE

Unsulphered molasses.

*Legal disclaimer... I do not make distilled spirits at the house, all that apparatus is for my wife's medicinal tinctures.*

Just tell him you drank his booze and offer to buy him a pint of whatever he wants in return. Or maybe you buy the pizza or something. If you are scared of doing that, tell him you needed a jar so dumped it out but it landed in your mouth so it was not wasted.

Was it any good?

a reply to: Lumenari

Can you get that from a normal supermarket? Or is that something i have to get from a special brewers shop?

originally posted by: DaRAGE
a reply to: Lumenari

Can you get that from a normal supermarket? Or is that something i have to get from a special brewers shop?

Most organic food stores have unsulphered molasses... you can probably find it at a larger supermarket as well.

ETA... or just Amazon it... look for organic blackstrap molasses.

a reply to: rickymouse

It was delicious. He only has pizza once a year. As i said. Fitness freak. And no. Im not afraid of telling him i drank it. He would understand. But still....he walks into my room and he farts in my room all the time and i want to decieve the bastard...

a reply to: Lumenari

Awesome. Thanks a ton. I know some stores close by. Will do that then. Cheers

a reply to: DaRAGE

molasses

Cayenne pepper. That should trick him for farting on you.

originally posted by: gallop
Cayenne pepper. That should trick him for farting on you.

Nah.

5 drops of Vizene in the mix.

Then he won't trust a fart for months...

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: gallop
Cayenne pepper. That should trick him for farting on you.

Nah.

5 drops of Vizene in the mix.

Then he won't trust a fart for months...

Does that actually work?!?

I have always wondered about that and have on numerous occasions debated testing that on myself.

originally posted by: Allaroundyou

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: gallop
Cayenne pepper. That should trick him for farting on you.

Nah.

5 drops of Vizene in the mix.

Then he won't trust a fart for months...

Does that actually work?!?

I have always wondered about that and have on numerous occasions debated testing that on myself.

Sorry Mods... off-topic.

My sister was an overseas Atlantic flight attendant for years and she always used to tell the story of the grabby business guy after three drinks... they just slipped them a few drops of Vizene and they would soon spend the rest of the flight in the toilet.

We as a family all thought it was a BS story.

So one Thanksgiving family get together we put 5 drops of Vizine in her wine.

Judging from the facial expression after a bit, the run to the john, the screams from the other side of the door, the retreat to her motel room and all of us getting blocked on Facebook for awhile, we concluded that the story might have some merit.

Now, I have yet to have the intestinal fortitude to try it on myself.

And now at family get-togethers we are all pretty careful with our drinks.

She's.... spiteful.

a reply to: Lumenari
Visine will not do that to you. It’s a myth.
It’s active ingredient Tetrahydrozoline Isn’t good to ingest though and can cause other health problems. I can relate on a roommate coming in and farting in the room. That drove me crazy.

originally posted by: infinite8
a reply to: Lumenari
Visine will not do that to you. It’s a myth.
It’s active ingredient Tetrahydrozoline Isn’t good to ingest though and can cause other health problems. I can relate on a roommate coming in and farting in the room. That drove me crazy.

Dunno... I've only experimented with one live subject so far and I'm certainly not going to do it to myself after THAT.

I guess I'll convince the family to try my brother next family get-together and see if we can have a 2 for 2.

In the interest of science, of course.

I won't EVEN tell you about our family's experiments with asparagus...

Pour it back in the original container and fill the jar with a good brandy.
If he doesn't drink it you will know what you are stealing next time.

Get a match stick and sharpen it. stab two holes in your leg and tell your friend you were catching rabbits to surprise him with a rabbit dinner or BBQ, but you got bit by the snake and had to use the liquor in a medicinal manner. He should be ok with that....?!

Oh yea..................................buy a couple rabbits to make it work.

mix the two together

Caramelized sugar.

a reply to: DaRAGE

I think you just have to tell your friend the truth.