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hello, i'm 27 y/o, real cute and bigger than Jesus

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posted on Apr, 13 2019 @ 02:53 PM
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Hi that was probably the tip of the iceberg. You need 5 posts to start a thread you can get them here. I don't mean any disrespect I am mentally ill myself. Some people with illness can distort religion or ....I don't know if that is the words i am looking for. Sorry just imagine you just join a club and those are the first things you say. Welcome.




posted on Apr, 13 2019 @ 03:01 PM
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a reply to: Firebrand1105volunteer

I'm glad they lowered the number to 5,
back when I joined it was like 20.



posted on Apr, 13 2019 @ 03:04 PM
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Welcome to ATS and thanks for the indoctrination Charles Manson...



posted on Apr, 13 2019 @ 03:08 PM
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a reply to: pretzelkors

Lord, this made by brain hurt..

Another one of these...... I will put a lot of words together and explain nothing.



posted on Apr, 13 2019 @ 03:10 PM
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a reply to: pretzelkors

What the heck did I just read!




posted on Apr, 13 2019 @ 03:21 PM
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a reply to: pretzelkors

All I can say is watch out because Love is only one side of the coin. From personal experience # can hit the fan real fast.



posted on Apr, 13 2019 @ 03:27 PM
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Stupid boy..



posted on Apr, 13 2019 @ 03:33 PM
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a reply to: pretzelkors


If you're 27...you've still got six more years to get bigger than Jesus.
HE didn't reach his peak until he was 33.


UNLESS, you're talking about Jesus, my lawn guy.



posted on Apr, 13 2019 @ 03:37 PM
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Boy they come and go so quick anymore dont they?



posted on Apr, 13 2019 @ 03:40 PM
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I think it might be my fault and I scared her away. Her? What do you mean by real cute? Like a chick or a lady boy? Anyway, I will recognize you as my superior , you seem to know a lot about the subject. Some of the people on ATS are smartest I know ( even though they do internet searches in between questions). I will recognize you as my leader, what do you want me to do?



posted on Apr, 13 2019 @ 03:51 PM
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Word life.

Etc



posted on Apr, 13 2019 @ 04:02 PM
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a reply to: pretzelkors

Do you know what we do to troublemakers around here? Well, nothing really. Welcome Home.



posted on Apr, 13 2019 @ 04:13 PM
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a reply to: pretzelkors

Wonderful, a millennial with a god complex, who is also no stranger to deception (bait and switch).

Welcome, you will go far.



posted on Apr, 13 2019 @ 04:23 PM
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a reply to: NthOther

Exactly. Nobody else got it?...hahaha.



posted on Apr, 13 2019 @ 04:51 PM
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welcome, Stranger from a Strange land, I grok.

Oh wait you thought this was new...



posted on Apr, 13 2019 @ 04:54 PM
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a reply to: Firebrand1105volunteer

they can be your Sempai. Prezelkors-sama



posted on Apr, 14 2019 @ 12:49 AM
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Mary Magdeline disagrees.

She saw the entire Kingdom of Israel in her travels and ended up with seven demons because of it. Jesus was the biggest of all, I'd think she'd know.
edit on 4/14/2019 by r0xor because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 14 2019 @ 01:07 AM
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a reply to: pretzelkors
Meatloaf was told he was as big as two Jesus's so you have a ways to go.



posted on Apr, 14 2019 @ 02:24 AM
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a reply to: pretzelkors

Damn those drugs!



posted on Apr, 14 2019 @ 05:22 AM
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a reply to: rickymouse

Yeah and we now have bigger heads and fatter bellies.







 
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