5 Words

You folks crack me up!
This threads a good idea!
How long before it ends?
Perhaps It will never end!

I have proof of collusion

lefties give me a star

a reply to: Trucker1

I see what you did

May i sniff your hair?

Introverts appreciate salad much longer!

You can keep your doctor!

I would die for you

a reply to: Peeple

Yours: "I have proven god exists"

Mine: "You are full of #"

a reply to: Puppylove

It has proven it exist it's bin enough to call it a god. Maybe not this the one and only all-knowing type. Or it knows and doesn't tell.

a reply to: Peeple

"Provide irrefutable proof to skeptics?"

a reply to: Puppylove

There probably isn't irrefutable proof.

but:

You know how whenever a group of lesser god/desses turn up in your apartment for a get together?
The space expands, interior walls disappear and the furniture gets rearranged.
And right there on the sofa is a sort of marker representing a greater god.
You try to get some meaning by looking at it,
while your eyes cross and water.
Then you look to the lesser god/desses for some explanation.
They act like they didn't notice you were staring,
and that they didn't notice the marker there themselves.

Then they're gone;
the furniture is back in place,
the interior walls become visible again.
You're just left wondering:

They may know, without telling.

a reply to: pthena

"Those weren't ordinary cooking mushrooms."

a reply to: Puppylove

Always give yourself an out.