5 Words

You have 5 words to really impress somebody.
Mine are
I have proven god exists
Impress me.

a reply to: Peeple

I have proven god exists.

I don't think you have.

😜

a reply to: MerkabaTribeEntity

From an individual standpoint I have. To make a short story long, let's start with the word God.
To me it means collective consciousness cloud with personality.
I have been privileged to get front row seats when this force made a little show of power.
I have been calling this force "the Dude", the unknown, but something can manipulate us quite impressively.
For a short while it controlled everything I came in touch with and it told me a story. It was hard. But through manipulation of my perception it leads me a rough path.
I had to give up everything including my ego.
My reasoning is everything is consciousness.
What I am thinking

originally posted by: Peeple
You have 5 words to really impress somebody.
....
Impress me.

I'm giving away $10,000,000 dollars.

originally posted by: Peeple
You have 5 words to really impress somebody.
Mine are
I have proven god exists
Impress me.

Aye
Hava
Lovely
Buncha
Coconuts!

originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk

originally posted by: Peeple
You have 5 words to really impress somebody.
....
Impress me.

I'm giving away $10,000,000 dollars.

My new best friend, can you do a wire transfer today?

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

That's impressive. No doubt.

originally posted by: Peeple
You have 5 words to really impress somebody.
Mine are
I have proven god exists
Impress me.

That's more than five words.

The biopsy came back negative......


a reply to: Peeple

The rabbit is still alive.

- Hillary Clinton is in jail.

- The IRS has been abolished.

- There is no school today.

- Here, take my parking place.

- You can have my Snickers.

- All deadlines have been extended.

- I will do your laundry.

- I will clean your house.

- This month's payment is waived.

- You have exactly zero cavities.

- You just won the lottery.

- It was only a fart.

- Kim Jong Un is dead.

- Get out of jail free.

a reply to: Peeple

It really is that long.

Hi, my name is Jussie!

Make love to me Darling

a reply to: Peeple

It is more correct to state that view more in line with the reality of other people's views:
"I have proven for myself that god exists."

Haha, that's great! Keep them coming!
to all.

a reply to: PeanutVendor

That's more than five words. Say it in 5 words. You can't? Proof

a reply to: Peeple

5 words demonstrating how gullible you are?

You do not understand jokes
a reply to: Salander

I just schat my pants