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posted on Apr, 5 2019 @ 11:23 AM
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I wish there was a section for the writers to write in, so they could write their written writings rightly...

I mean, the NEW section is all I check, most of the time, and when I see "FEAR INDUCED CONSTIPATION" I am thinking "Holy Buckets, they know about my affliction!" and pray there has been some study to help alleviate my problem of self induced fear. But then see under it "short stories", I am left, once again, in the realms of my own faecally deprived insanity.

And you can't filter it. It's take it or leave.. much like the 7-10 minutes we have to wait every hour.. I swear this is the only forum in the entire cosmos, the entire thing of reality, that says "You only have 50 or so minutes to post, star, or even go to page 2." in all of the perceived existences.

I like short stories, I really do.. but can we make a time and a place away from new?

No? ahh well.. didn't really think so.

HENCE THE RANT..

* disclaimer: I really am a pacifist hippy in the shape of a bastard, I know..


Short story..

There once was a fish..... and no one knew why.




posted on Apr, 5 2019 @ 11:31 AM
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a reply to: gallop

Yeah man...ATS users are so hard done by....




posted on Apr, 5 2019 @ 12:01 PM
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a reply to: gallop

Show me on this doll where the bad thread hurt you.


Sorry to hear that you've got yourself scared #less. Give this a shot.



posted on Apr, 5 2019 @ 12:04 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

Looks like your pointing in the general vicinity



posted on Apr, 5 2019 @ 12:52 PM
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a reply to: dug88

We are... It is not f.. wait??




posted on Apr, 5 2019 @ 12:55 PM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: gallop

Show me on this doll where the bad thread hurt you.


Sorry to hear that you've got yourself scared #less. Give this a shot.


WHY DID YOU MAKE THE DOLL ORANGE... *cries out loudly and vehemently*

You sadist...

I havent have a bowl movement for days.. I'm not hoping for a better future at this rate.. Mebbe I can confine myself to 50 days or less. That's the ticket!



posted on Apr, 5 2019 @ 12:57 PM
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originally posted by: caterpillage
a reply to: Skid Mark

Looks like your pointing in the general vicinity


I read that as pointing in the genital vicinity, then I read it again.

Something is definitely wrong with the fabric of the universe.
edit on 5-4-2019 by gallop because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 5 2019 @ 01:08 PM
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a reply to: gallop

Birth, copulation, death. The end.



posted on Apr, 5 2019 @ 02:44 PM
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a reply to: gallop

Once upon a time,
there was a bowl movement.

And the dish ran away with the spoon.

Or

The bowel and the pussy cat, sailed away on a beautiful ... no wait.



posted on Apr, 5 2019 @ 04:55 PM
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Guys, the Super Bowel was a couple months ago.



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