James Bond is a drunk says Aussies

a reply to: MichiganSwampBuck

Well let's be honest here.
With his lifestyle he'd have had the clap so many times it would be called applause.

They should look into Archer. he drinks a lot

a reply to: Bluntone22

Or maybe that explosions in space don't really make sound?

You have to have a reasonable amount of alcohol in your system to work this out.

It is not the explosion's problem mate!

The lack of kick ass sound is a function of the environment the explosion is in.

That is completely out of the explosion's control.

The energy required to make kick ass sound is always there. It is not the explosions fault!

Leave the explosions alone ... you meanie!

Explosions' matter ...

P

a reply to: DBCowboy

Well, according to Mad Max, Aussies are a bunch of raping, thieving, violent savages with a BDS&M fetish a mile wide, according to Crocodile Dundee, they like to grab transvestites by the package in social settings, and according to Quigley Down Under, Australians view Aborigine harassment and abuse as a sporting passtime.

originally posted by: InTheLight

originally posted by: MichiganSwampBuck
If James Bond were real, he'd be dead already. The autopsy would show that his liver and kidneys had long ago failed and he had every STD known to man, plus a few that are unidentified. Not to mention more broken bones than Evil Kenievel.

Not really, if he was intelligent as they tell, the he'd be taking organ tonics to keep him going, and going in a healthy way. And how do you know he wasn't always carrying condoms?

Well if you want to go that route, then we could theorize that the British government had a bunch of secret vaccines and such that prevent all STDs, heals broken bones instantly and neutralizes alcohol before it hits the liver.

a reply to: DBCowboy


I really hope they don't get "Archer" down under.

originally posted by: InTheLight

originally posted by: hopenotfeariswhatweneed
a reply to: DBCowboy

Come to Australia and you will quickly find out we like our excessive alcohol consumption very much, in fact if you don't come to Australia and get blind rotten drunk, sunburnt and bitten by some nasty critter you're doing it wrong.

I too wonder if DBC Cowboy? is doing it wrong.

Only Mrs cowboy would know those sordid secrets

originally posted by: Bluntone22
a reply to: MichiganSwampBuck

Well let's be honest here.
With his lifestyle he'd have had the clap so many times it would be called applause.

Rejected ideas for Bond Movies:
The Man With The Swollen, Inflamed Gun
Spoiledfinger
From Russia with Pennicillain
Dr. No Means No
Thunderballs
Assino Royalle
On Her Majesty's Secret Servicing

originally posted by: MichiganSwampBuck
If James Bond were real, he'd be dead already. The autopsy would show that his liver and kidneys had long ago failed and he had every STD known to man, plus a few that are unidentified. Not to mention more broken bones than Evil Kenievel.

Six Vespers won’t kill you, at least it didn’t me in that D R casino last year. As for the STD thing, women save their self’s for men like James Bond.

Meanwhile in Wisconsin, James Bond is found on the floor unconscious, in random a drinking competition against Ricky the local booze hound. Officials say, Bond #ed up, and Ricky (who was naked and singing Jukebox Hero) was arrested doing Snow Angels in -20 degree weather.

To all out there, search Encyclopedia Dramatica for Wisconsin, and You'll all will get a chuckle. Never challenge someone from Wisconsin to a drinking competition

originally posted by: Ksihkehe

originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: DBCowboy

His most excessive outing, when he downed six Vespers and raised his blood alcohol level to approximately .36 grams per deciliter in “Quantum of Solace,” was “enough to kill some people,” they noted.

I'd be fine.

Maybe a snack and a nap.

Then a neat bourbon to get the shakes off.

Then back to drinking.

Sometimes I wonder if people throw around the term alcoholic loosely.

An alcoholic has problems with drinking.

Like James Bond, I don't have a problem with drinking.... I do it all the time

originally posted by: MichiganSwampBuck
If James Bond were real, he'd be dead already. The autopsy would show that his liver and kidneys had long ago failed and he had every STD known to man, plus a few that are unidentified. Not to mention more broken bones than Evil Kenievel.

Just Ajax your bits and you'll be fine.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Stop whining.

In the part of Australia where I live (regional south east) the average person here would be considered a drunk by a lot of standards.

Who are these people?

Note: only alcoholics drink spirits. As much beer as you can handle is fine.

What's even more troubling is that they actually had a "study" on this that got published in a medical journal.

meanwhile a lot of Aussies drink harddddd
a reply to: DBCowboy

When I was living in Asia I hung out with legions of jolly, drunken Aussies due to their proximity to Asia and penchant for travel.
a reply to: Lumenari

Right I’ve seen many a person drink that much and much more. That’s like a Friday night at the local bar.
a reply to: Wookiep

originally posted by: Bluntone22
a reply to: MichiganSwampBuck

Well let's be honest here.
With his lifestyle he'd have had the clap so many times it would be called applause.

lol!

Archer is amazing
a reply to: JHumm