I’m not a bot

Nor am I an Autobot.

But I can do hip hop

Skip it down to the shop.

One two one two, I am The Who-who,

Living large by the bay doin what I do.

All for the money, ya’ll....

Dollar....Bills....bustin....shillz....drinkin....chillz

They call me Bot! But it’s what I’m not.

Cause I’m not a bot, nor a thot, or a dot or a spot

On a map, or a gap in a lap, I zip zap when I lap you up


Jesus!!! Enough already. I don’t even like hip hop. But I know how to make words rhyme. The main thing here is I’m just a guy. Not a bot...throwing that out there cause they’re everywhere. Hopefully the lyrics above prove that. Bots have a hard time with word flow and what not.

Anyway...I hear this is the place to party. Who’s a guy gotta talk to for a drink around here?

Pics or it didn't happen.




But welcome to ATS. Have fun

a reply to: NotaBot

Interesting intro lol, welcome to the boards!

🍻

a reply to: NotaBot

Only a bot would say that.

a reply to: NotaBot

G'day!

a reply to: NotaBot

Only a bot would say it isn't a bot as its first post. Bots are very sophisticated these days. They even know how to hold the tea cup when visitng Granny for afternoon tea.

I always feel like somebody's botting me and it ain't no fantasy, wo oh oh!

Welcome the bot who is not.

a reply to: Malak777

Theres only 8 humans on this forum.
The rest of us are bots.
Welcome fellow human

originally posted by: caterpillage
Theres only 8 humans on this forum.
The rest of us are bots.
Welcome fellow human

I’ve lurked for awhile. You’ve got some busy bots here. Since you’re one of the few humans, does that make you the guy or gal to talk to for a drink?

White Russian please!

a reply to: NotaBot

Bot confirmed.
No beat drop.
Welcome.
Smell the madness.

a reply to: NotaBot

Somebody get this man a beverage!

a reply to: caterpillage

"Free booze everyone, caterpillage's paying!" Welcome not a bot.

a reply to: NotaBot

That's what all the bots say.

a reply to: LightSpeedDriver



Internet beers i can afford, so drink up lol

Hello and welcome! I brought more beer.

So, a new type of technically evolved bot has emerged. Just because your name is notabot does not mean you are notabot.

Welcome to the site, it will take more proof than that to prove you are not a bot.

originally posted by: rickymouse
So, a new type of technically evolved bot has emerged. Just because your name is notabot does not mean you are notabot.

Welcome to the site, it will take more proof than that to prove you are not a bot.

Here’s my proof....ready for this?

VOTE FOR A THIRD PARTY.

I’ll be casting my vote for a buddy of mine, Vladamere Pudding. He’s an independent.

The Dr. Seuss Bot.

a reply to: NotaBot

All I know is... it's fun to read the word "notabot"... notabot, notabot, notabot. See?
And welcome. I don't have any beverages but perhaps you'd be interested in some green eggs and ham.