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Remember it is April fool's day today

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posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 09:43 AM
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Also, I am starting a cult if anyone is interested??

We will be worshiping something that I will think of later, since I am busy being all great and stuff.

You will be required to wear big red clown shoes...I will wear the big red clown nose.
You won't scream Amen or Hallelujah...after my every sentence, you shall put a finger in your nose and scream BINGO!!

We will never worship on any day that ends in Y.

This pleases me and shall please you also!!

Happy April Fool's Day!!



edit on 1-4-2019 by DrumsRfun because: (no reason given)

edit on 1-4-2019 by DrumsRfun because: (no reason given)




posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 09:48 AM
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Here’s some irony for ya. My parents got married on this day in 77 lol.



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 09:50 AM
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Are women allowed to follow this great new cult? Can they too wear a big red nose?

Happy April Fools day to you.



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 10:14 AM
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I think that MSM decided years ago to expand April fools day to the whole year.

I don't think I have pulled an April Fools prank on anyone in at least forty years. I have repeated a few april fools jokes though, initially not realizing they were April Fools jokes.

This would be a good day to release many things I have found out about food and medicines, the agencies that protect deceit for the companies that profit from selling products and services won't bat an eye when I reveal the truth of the matter on April Fools Day, neither will those who are naive enough to believe the lies these people spew about the safety and health benefits of their products.


Everyone will be trying to disprove the truth as an April fools joke and might actually find reality.



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 10:18 AM
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This is also the day that will break the internet as CNN, MSNBC, Yahoo and other "news" sources vow to only report the facts from here on out.



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 10:20 AM
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a reply to: DrumsRfun

As a big Red shoe enthusiast I am intrigued by your cult.

As a former test pilot, pranks were a way of passing the time. One Time before testing the XR-8 I froze my co pilot at absolute zero-dont worry he's 0K now.

That one is for all u eggheads out there.



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 10:20 AM
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a reply to: DrumsRfun

Dang it! My clown shoes are blue!

Happy fools day



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 12:21 PM
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a reply to: DrumsRfun
Nobody seems to have done the great annual ATS thread, the one that separates out the old hands from the newbies.
Or perhaps somebody has deleted it already.



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 01:29 PM
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a reply to: DISRAELI

Is that the ______ ____ one?

edit on 1-4-2019 by pthena because: Spoiler Removed. Just in case



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 01:59 PM
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a reply to: pthena
Yes, that's the one.
Nudge nudge, wink wink, "say no more".



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 02:51 PM
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a reply to: DISRAELI

April fool's day is one of my favorite days!!

I was surprised that I saw nothing up on the boards before I posted this...I figured someone would jump on this way before me.


Today in the culty sweat shop...we are going to learn how to make blinker fluid for your car.




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