In other news today..Investigators Seek Man Caught on Video Committing Lewd Act

Different news today,

You know, somehow this is good news, instead of the usual craziness in this great land. This isnt too far from me. Lol.

A resident there reported that a man had gone up to their front door and masturbated.
It was unclear whether the resident had any contact with the man.
The suspect is described as an Asian man around 20 years old.
Detectives believe there could easily be other victims who haven’t reported the crime.

There may be other victims 😂
Crazy ex boyfriend? Just crazy?

Specific targets ?


themadmasturbator

a reply to: odzeandennz

Door fetish?

a reply to: odzeandennz

All he has to do is say he was forced to act as he did by two men in maga hats.

a reply to: odzeandennz

Your deflection is failing what do you choose, door number one? Or door number 2??

a reply to: odzeandennz

Whew.. They are looking for an Asian , So I'm good !

originally posted by: Bluntone22
a reply to: odzeandennz

All he has to do is say he was forced to act as he did by two men in maga hats.

At gunpoint for good measure...

How do you become a "victim" of masturbation? If guys saw a woman do it they would say they were blessed.

With todays political climate this fellow could claim to be a woman that was exercising her preemptive right to an abortion.

a reply to: schuyler

He was Cocked and Loaded !

Hot stock pick here. Buy stock in Ring doorbells. It's sure to double in price in the next few months.

Some guys just can’t help getting “frisky” in the presence of knockers.

2nd.

Good to know inanimate objects can be victims

Might want to bury that vibrator now you don't know if it's a willing particapant

Luckily the website "is not available in my country". However, people who do this type of thing are vile perverts. A friend of mine was once flashed, and she punched the guy. She said that he ended up looking shocked!

a reply to: odzeandennz

And....that's when you open the door and let the dogs out...

a reply to: odzeandennz

I'm Not Asian. It's just, well...

Here




huh, didnt know there was a... whatsername, Hillary Dunsten or Kristen Duff or whatever... but yeah, theres a version. Its here, for extra perviness. I got called one twice before breakfast, may as well embrace it

originally posted by: schuyler
How do you become a "victim" of masturbation? If guys saw a woman do it they would say they were blessed.

Hell yeah, that's what I'm talkin about!

a reply to: odzeandennz

I always get so confused when I see a story like this and then discover that somehow this didn't happen in Florida.

a reply to: odzeandennz

A resident there reported that a man had gone up to their front door and masturbated.

You guys are so quick to judge. Did you ever stop to think that MAYBE the poor guy associates as a door bell and was just ringing his own doorbell in front of the door?

a reply to: odzeandennz



This dude?

originally posted by: interupt42
a reply to: odzeandennz

A resident there reported that a man had gone up to their front door and masturbated.

You guys are so quick to judge. Did you ever stop to think that MAYBE the poor guy associates as a door bell and was just ringing his own doorbell in front of the door?

That's possible. I wonder what he told the cops