posted on Mar, 24 2019 @ 11:19 AM
BREAKING - The escalator is now holed up and the TERT teams have it pinned down. The French Air Force has called in the Rafale fighters, but one guy
ejected on the way (cuz he wuz too skeered).
It's a waiting game now.
Update - The TERTs have deployed numerous flash-bang devices used to stun rogue escalators. Now Disney World is on fire.
Update 2 - Euro Disney has now burned to the ground from
the TERT flash-bang devices, errrr, for some unknown reason, or because the
escalator decided to burn the joint down itself (NOT because of the flash-bang devices!) The escalator remains at large, is armed and dangerous.