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Ex-Boyfriend Revenge Kit - OMG folks !

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posted on Mar, 21 2019 @ 11:00 AM
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This is scary. It comes with all she needs, including a shot of Amytal Sodium which works like the Wonder Woman Lasso of Truth. You'll talk, one way or the other.


www.dudeiwantthat.com...




posted on Mar, 21 2019 @ 11:05 AM
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How in the hell is that even legal to sell? Needle and truth serum, wtf?



posted on Mar, 21 2019 @ 11:09 AM
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a reply to: Trueman

My ex roped me into helping her move for the second time in 3 months (that girl has a gift for finding psychotic landlords) anyway I wrenched my back, herniated a disc, pinched a nerve and pulled a hammy...OK, OK she broke up with me and I volunteered to help, but still it would have been great revenge...



posted on Mar, 21 2019 @ 11:14 AM
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a reply to: Shockerking

….and the knuckle dusters. Man, those things can damage you.



posted on Mar, 21 2019 @ 11:41 AM
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What's the ring for????

ETA - Oh, I guess it must be tape...right?
edit on 3/21/2019 by Flyingclaydisk because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 21 2019 @ 11:43 AM
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>.> after.....
When u make up.
a reply to: Flyingclaydisk


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posted on Mar, 21 2019 @ 11:46 AM
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We've always known:




posted on Mar, 21 2019 @ 11:50 AM
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a reply to: Trueman

Hmmm....ya know...they could just change the colour scheme to black and market the exact same thing to men as a rape kit. Seems like a missed business opportunity.

On that note...imagine the backlash and #storm that would exist if they had a kit like that marketed to men for any reason...



posted on Mar, 21 2019 @ 12:10 PM
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I am drawing this Ex-Boyfriend Revenge Kit to the world's attention only so that if anyone sees a woman carrying a bluish-greenish colored purse you'll know to report her immediately to a shrink, the police, and Batman.


I'm a lady, and thought " jesus, there are too many psyco BEEPS out there already, and you have to offer this up?"



posted on Mar, 21 2019 @ 12:29 PM
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a reply to: Trueman

Damn, even the mask looks angry!




posted on Mar, 21 2019 @ 12:31 PM
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originally posted by: dug88
a reply to: Trueman

Hmmm....ya know...they could just change the colour scheme to black and market the exact same thing to men as a rape kit. Seems like a missed business opportunity.

On that note...imagine the backlash and #storm that would exist if they had a kit like that marketed to men for any reason...


Get those double standards while they're hot!



posted on Mar, 21 2019 @ 12:33 PM
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In 'relate products' they have the book, "living with a huge penis". Classic coffee table book right there.



posted on Mar, 21 2019 @ 12:45 PM
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In Tiffany & Co. blue, how chic.



posted on Mar, 21 2019 @ 01:23 PM
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originally posted by: caterpillage
In 'relate products' they have the book, "living with a huge penis". Classic coffee table book right there.


I'm sure it's a great conversation starter for dates.



posted on Mar, 21 2019 @ 02:59 PM
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a reply to: Trueman

It needs socks. It’s not color coordinated without matching socks. Amateurs..... also sodium pentathol is more effective as truth serum. And where is the chloroform? Honestly, i see see a halfassed venture here. Plenty of room for someone to come into this market and do it right.



posted on Mar, 22 2019 @ 05:35 AM
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You do realise this isn’t real don’t you. It’s a joke product, albeit not a very funny one



posted on Mar, 22 2019 @ 03:29 PM
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a reply to: mistermilbury

Still as the saying goes, “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”



posted on Mar, 23 2019 @ 03:01 AM
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a reply to: Trueman

Looks kinky... I'm game.




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