posted on Mar, 1 2005 @ 03:06 PM
Woman is suicidal, she throws herself in front of train, she isn't killed. She sues for 14 million dollars because she wasn't killed, and wins
Man eats McDonalds for 30 days straight, doesn't work out, just sits and eats allllllll day. Then says hey! I got fat, McDonalds bad.
Woman feeds her kid Fast Food all day every day and then sues McDonalds when her kid gets fat.
Three men are having a contest. A guy cuts his finger off, saying he is tougher then the others. The next guy cuts an arm off. He is tougher. SO
the third guy cuts his head off with a chainsaw.
A guy is walking down some some Rail Road tracks. He sees a train. He starts running down the tracks, and is hit/killed.
A guy wants to put his arms up on a roller coaster, but the restraints prevent that. So after he gets on the ride he uses a knife to cut the
restraints. The ride has several loops that go upside down.
A guy is working on a tall tower/building. To get his tools/supplies to the top he makes a rope and pulley(sp?) system. He loads tools first, raises
them to the top, then climbs up, unloads, and repeats with supplies. When he is done, he loads tools, and decides to put the remaining supplies on it
at the same time, one trip. He loads it up, goes down, unties the rope from the tree, and the new load of tools and supplies weigh more then he does,
unlike when they were seperate.
A guy sells a potion that is suppose to make the person who takes it bullet proof. Someone takes it, and lets someone shoot themselves with a shot
A man makes a huge bar tab, and can't pay. He runs away, swims across a river, is eaten by crocodiles.
Hmmmm, all I can remember from Darwin Awards.