It's going to require direct, face-to-face, verbal, (yes, that means social
) interaction. With another person.
Preferably a person who lives in the unit above you.
But technically you could
have a verbal interaction with someone who does not live in the unit above you if you planned to ask this person to
talk to them for you...
Or hypothetically, you could ask them to find somebody to do the talking... Further removing you from the uncomfortable confrontational conversation
by yet another degree of separation.
If the upstairs neighbors come to you, just be like "Hey I have no idea who those people were... in fact I LIKE the noise you make. Its therapeutic
for me. Like sleeping in mothers womb at night. But, apparently some other people are not too happy... And I really wouldnt mess with them if I were
you. They seem a little... off, if you catch my drift... Yep, I wouldn't put it past them to be the type who would pay a group of (whatever scares
them...cops, gang bangers, drug addicts, skinheads or just angry bald dudes who can tell amymore?) a bunch of money to make your life a living Hell if
you don't stop making so much noise between, say, 10pm and 8am... In fact I wouldn't be surprised if they've already made arrangements. It would suck
to wake up in the morning with your tires popped or windows broken, and since you haven't lived here as long as I have, you probably havent had a
chance to install hidden cameras to watch your vehicle like I have... Man I'd be really careful, you're in a very vulnerable situation here and you
seem to have made some ruthless enemies already. I'll help you keep an eye out in case anyone comes back. We will work together like a team to deal
with this threat, that's what neighbors are for, right? In fact, my sister is married to a cop, maybe I should have him and his partner come by to do
a quick search of your residence with a canine...you know, just in case that wise guy planted any bugs or drugs or maybe he could even be hiding in
there somewhere. Of course, if you would rather just, be quiet so this deranged maniac leaves you and your family alone, then I guess there would be
no need to involve the police... The way my brother in law is, once he makes your safety his responsibility, he will always keep coming back to check
on you, so, I dont want to bother him if I dont Have to, but... you know what? This is your decision, man, I don't even know why I'm interfering. Just
let me know if you need any help, how bout that? If you need me to call the cops immediately, just continue to make noise as you have been, and that
will be my signal to let me know you have decided Not to give in to the mystery mans demands and need some backup asap. Capiche?
3/6/2019 by 3n19m470 because: I broke it down into as many paragraphs as I could! But theres a limit, dammit. You cant just go around breaking up
paragraphs into more paragraphs any old time you like, ok? Sometimes a paragraph is a paragraph. A paragraph as in one single paragraph. That's what
that is. That is a paragraph. You know what it would be if I continued to break it down like machine? It would have been vulgar of me, that's what it
would be. Vulgar! And editorially dishonest, literarily dishonest, and academically dishonest, and dishonest from a scholarly point of view... You ask
me to forsake my principles, you do not know what you ask of me... You think it's just no big deal...to desecrate my most pure expression! I scoff in
your general directions!