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Greetings from the North.

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posted on Mar, 3 2019 @ 02:53 PM
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Howdy all not been here for an age so I thought I would join.
I live up North in the UK where the night is dark and full of terrors (The ladies mostly) and I'm pretty old well in my mid forties.
My name came from a incident last week while walking through town I passed two young lesbian ladies and as I walked by they pointed at my large mustache and said "Look at that toxic mustache!"......Now this hurt a bit seeing later in August I'm conducting a blessing for my two fave lesbians wedding, I told my lesbians about the incident and they have vowed to duff them up If we meet again lol.
Anyhow nice to be here I'm not doing much political stuff but am interested in History and aliens.
Glad to see Slayer here posting again.




posted on Mar, 3 2019 @ 02:56 PM
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Welcome back. Pretty old....40's? OK kid



posted on Mar, 3 2019 @ 02:57 PM
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a reply to: rickymouse

I feel it
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posted on Mar, 3 2019 @ 03:04 PM
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a reply to: MyToxicTash

Add about 10+ hard years, and when you wake up in the morning and have to adjust various body appendages to make sure they're all going in the same direction and working in unison...then we can talk!

Note - You can ignore this step, but just be advised walking in a circle, or one side walking away from the other, can have negative consequences.

Welcome!

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posted on Mar, 3 2019 @ 03:13 PM
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a reply to: MyToxicTash

I'm sorry, I didn't get past "lesbians". What were you saying again?



posted on Mar, 3 2019 @ 03:19 PM
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a reply to: MyToxicTash

northerner uk myself currently being licked by stormstress freya.

so you do civil wedlock and present liquor licences? (testing humour here)

welcome f.



posted on Mar, 3 2019 @ 03:25 PM
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You need to be quicker.

You should’ve told one them “ that hurts I like yours” and kept steppin .



posted on Mar, 3 2019 @ 03:28 PM
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a reply to: MyToxicTash

I looked quick and thought your posting name was ToxicTRASH. LOL

40 isn't old. You aint seen nothing yet.

Anyway, hello and welcome!



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posted on Mar, 3 2019 @ 03:29 PM
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a reply to: fakedirt

I get it my pals would also laugh, what they are doing is two days before the do they are going by themselves to get wed at the registry office and then I'm hosting the blessing in front of 400 of their family and pals.
I sort of got them together and they think I'm smashing despite me being a bit sexist and I give them jip about the tools they use If you get what I mean "Stop using things shaped like mens ***** and find your own happy shape!" for example.
I'm going to wear a white suit with a purple turban with jewels and a feather in
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They would not go for me dressed as a genie
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posted on Mar, 3 2019 @ 04:11 PM
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originally posted by: MyToxicTash
a reply to: fakedirt


"Stop using things shaped like mens ***** and find your own happy shape!" for example.



yea.. said me with streaming eyes.

never heard that before---ever.

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posted on Mar, 3 2019 @ 07:04 PM
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a reply to: MyToxicTash

Now I'm seriously curious what a toxic mustache looks like....

Tom Selleck?
Groucho marx?
Hulk Hogan?



posted on Mar, 3 2019 @ 11:25 PM
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Welcome. You sound like alot of fun. Please do share what your stache looks like. I could be your mother so...thanks for making me feel ancient. Love what you are wearing for the wedding; especially the turban. Need a pic of that, too.



posted on Mar, 4 2019 @ 02:06 AM
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a reply to: JAGStorm

I dunno mines like Melchetts from Blackadder.
No photos of me I'm afraid I had trouble due to a stalker using my photos so my two rules are no photos of me online and no Facebook etc.
But I'm sure my gals will put it up on YouTube when I conduct the blessing.



posted on Mar, 4 2019 @ 02:08 AM
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a reply to: Justso

I'm gonna look like a Raj 😁 probably gonna piss off people cultural appropriation and all that but do I care?.




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