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Farmer Giles

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posted on Mar, 1 2005 @ 04:46 AM
Once upon a time there once lived a farmer and this farmer had a very beautiful wife. now one day farmer giles came home from a long day out on the farm and sat his wife down.
"ive got some bad news" he said" im leaving you.
His wif was very confused by this, completely gobsmacked-for you see this was not just a normal farmers wife for she was the envy of all the other farmers in the area.
So she asked"why are you leaving i havent done anyhting wrong"
"I cant explain "replied-as he went and packed his bags.
His wife sat there for a while trying to think as to what just happened. so she followed him upstairs to confront him.
"is it my beautiful looks you dispise, the smell i leave when i go to the toilet or just my incapability to eat cheese?"
"No no" the farmer repiled i must just leave


where was i. i must have fallen to sleep.wat was i saying again

no cant remember-oh well

posted on Mar, 1 2005 @ 04:47 AM
:shk: Your medications run out again hasn't it

only joking

posted on Mar, 1 2005 @ 04:50 AM

If you're Welsh, read on:

Q: What do you call a Welshman with a lamb under one arm, and a goat under the other?

A: Bisexual


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