I was in Hat Yai, Thailand one night (a lawless city just north of the northern border of Malaysia). It was a dangerous area, but we were there
because it was such a crazy place (and I mean, CRAZY!!!). There were no rules in this place! It was the craziest city I ever set foot in, in SE
When in Rome, do as the Roman's do...was my thought. It had been my mantra for two years in SE Asia. ... I'll have the Tom Yom soup, please, just
as HOT as you can make it!"
I made it about an hour, and then we were on the way back to the hotel (at least (2) 5th's later of Jack). I wasn't feeling so good...not good at
all! I threw up...okay, no biggie. Then the gut started working on me.
The closer I got to the hotel room, the more I had to go! By the time I got my key into the door of my room, I had a nuclear reactor meltdown going
on inside my gut. This was Chernobyl x12!!. I was baby-stepping across the room headed for the bathroom. My sphincter clenched so hard it could
have cut pure diamonds!
Baby steps, one foot in front of the other...just hang on!!!
The sun rose early that day, and all the birds came out, and it was the most wonderful day in paradise imaginable! Flowers that never bloomed, but
every 10 years, bloomed that day. Every single person on planet Earth was my friend, and I made sure to shake their hand to let them know how much I
appreciated their existence. Birds came and sat on my balcony and sang wonderful songs, the whole thing was amazing!
I figure the pressure must have been around 700psi or so. It was incredible! I had promised to switch religions that night, and I'm a devout
Buddhist to this day, or some kind of Shinto or something...I don't care! When you can feel an alien tryin to escape from your, uhhh, gut, and you
can measure your heart rate in your ear drums...you too will adopt a family of spotted hyenas...if someone will give you the keys to the restroom!!
So now there's "Spot", and "Gut Eater", and three of "Gut Eater's" evil spawn. Customs sucked, but hey...a man will do anything to prevent that
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