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DBCowboy and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

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posted on Feb, 27 2019 @ 08:58 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

On the bright side...you can probably just crap in the bed now and save the energy of running to the toilet....if you don't do that already, that is.



edit on 2/27/2019 by MotherMayEye because: (no reason given)




posted on Feb, 27 2019 @ 09:03 PM
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originally posted by: MotherMayEye
a reply to: DBCowboy

On the bright side...you can probably just crap in the bed now and save the energy of running to the toilet....if you don't do that already, that is.




Gunther, my "wipe boy" only works weekends.



posted on Feb, 27 2019 @ 10:34 PM
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Is that a My Pillow bed topper made by the ex-Crack Dealer who used to poison our kids...I think they use memory foam to.Hope it isn't ruined those things cost a small fortune....worth every penny though.Good luck sounds like quite a day.
edit on 27-2-2019 by one4all because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 27 2019 @ 11:25 PM
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Well look on the bright side. You can cook up a mess of corn beef and cabbage now without stinking up the house for days. Eat pickled beets and eggs and get away with it. Lots of possibilities, now.



posted on Feb, 28 2019 @ 09:44 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Ahhh,is this the reason why you had your avatar as a skunk earlier?
I had gotten confused and didn't know who you were when I saw
the skunk.Thank-you for considering us old ladies and changing your
avatar back.Cookies will be shipped sometime soon.



posted on Feb, 28 2019 @ 09:50 AM
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a reply to: mamabeth



No problem, Mama.



posted on Feb, 28 2019 @ 09:57 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I had forgotten you had just bought that new memory foam topper.



posted on Feb, 28 2019 @ 10:26 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy


The skunk was sent by the My Pillow people so you would have to buy another topper from them. Womp womp.



posted on Feb, 28 2019 @ 10:27 AM
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You no longer need ATS.....You can offend yourself. 😂



posted on Feb, 28 2019 @ 10:27 AM
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You no longer need ATS.....You can offend yourself. 😂



posted on Feb, 28 2019 @ 12:13 PM
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Wow, DB finally found something worse to reek up the place with than his drunk Taco Bell binges

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posted on Feb, 28 2019 @ 01:44 PM
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a reply to: Nyiah


And they said it couldn't be done!

HA!



posted on Feb, 28 2019 @ 01:52 PM
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WIFE: DB! No one can stink up this house any worse!

OUR DOG: Hold my beer. . . . .



posted on Feb, 28 2019 @ 02:15 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

So you only wipe on weekends? Thats just wrong. Spend some of your moldy money and hire more Gunthers.



posted on Feb, 28 2019 @ 10:42 PM
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Just bought an ozone generator on Amazon.

Industrial strength used to clean fires, mold etc.

It has to get rid of the pew!



posted on Mar, 1 2019 @ 06:25 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Here's something for you. Good luck.

Destink.




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