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I Must Have Magic Powers

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posted on Feb, 24 2019 @ 12:13 PM
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...OR this is just a ridiculously incredible coincidence.


BACKGROUND:

Bought a house a few years back...and, since moving in, we have basically renovated every square inch of the place...inside and out.

The interior and exterior is now finished...and the property has been completely landscaped with patios, stone walkways, walls, stone fountains, fencing, mucho new plantings of trees and shrubs, etc.

The other day, I was walking down the long drive (also new) to grab the mail from the mailbox...and, walking back, I stopped and looked over the front of the house...admiring all the work we have had done to the place and how nice it all looked.

ONE thing stood out to me as out of place to the rest of the front of the home...and that was a single tall paving-block retaining wall that wrapped around from the front to the side of the house.

It is large, but as I was having all the stone work done in the front...we decided it was in great shape and didn't look too incongruous with the stone fountain, walkways and stone front of the house.

So we left it.

As I was looking the front over...my eyes went back to that wall and realized it bothered me (I'm a perfectionist)...but, again, it is in great shape...it still matched pretty well...and thought it would be a major expense to tear out and replace with actual stone boulders.


So I smirked at it...pointed my finger at it like a gun and said "BOOM"!...imagining it blowing up so I could picture it with actual boulders.

Having done so...I walked back inside.

Yesterday evening, my wife and I were watching TV and we heard a loud crashing sound....we looked around inside for the cause, but found everything in place.

I'm sure you've figured this out already...but this morning...I went outside and discovered that the entire wall had collapsed.

Just as I had imagined it...the day before.


Yeah.
I have badass magic powers.



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posted on Feb, 24 2019 @ 12:22 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT


originally posted by: IAMTAT

So I smirked at it...pointed my finger at it like a gun and said "BOOM"!...imagining it blowing up...

...I went outside and discovered that the entire wall had collapsed.

Just as I had imagined it...the day before.




Is this some kind of Anti-Trump thread?




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posted on Feb, 24 2019 @ 12:23 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Oh my god, can you point at me and imagine me winning the lottery?

More seriously, that is pretty incredible.



posted on Feb, 24 2019 @ 12:23 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: IAMTAT

Is this some kind of Anti-Trump thread?


No. NOW I'm going to build a BIG, BEAUTIFUL Wall!



posted on Feb, 24 2019 @ 12:36 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

That is a really cool story Iamtat.



posted on Feb, 24 2019 @ 12:42 PM
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That is crazy! Maybe a wee guardian angel was prodding you to do something about it ya lazy so and so before it collapsed


... pics or it's Fake news.



posted on Feb, 24 2019 @ 12:43 PM
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You are hereby invited to join my superhero team



posted on Feb, 24 2019 @ 12:54 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
That is crazy! Maybe a wee guardian angel was prodding you to do something about it ya lazy so and so before it collapsed


... pics or it's Fake news.


Imagine that.
The Witch doesn't believe the Warlock.

It's a sad state of affairs, I tells ya.

I don't post my own photos...but I'll SWEAR on anything you suggest...that it's TRUE.



posted on Feb, 24 2019 @ 01:04 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: IAMTAT

Is this some kind of Anti-Trump thread?


No. NOW I'm going to build a BIG, BEAUTIFUL Wall!


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posted on Feb, 24 2019 @ 01:07 PM
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originally posted by: olaru12

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: IAMTAT

Is this some kind of Anti-Trump thread?


No. NOW I'm going to build a BIG, BEAUTIFUL Wall!


Who's going to pay for it?


Mexican neighbors will help pay for it.
They still owe me for shoveling their driveway



posted on Feb, 24 2019 @ 01:24 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I just want to say, "All hail our new supreme wizard overlord".


I once gave you a star and please don't point at my prostate.



posted on Feb, 24 2019 @ 01:34 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT


I've got a few people I need you to point at.



posted on Feb, 24 2019 @ 01:42 PM
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Wow!!

I have to say that is awesome.

Better watch where you point that thing!!!




posted on Feb, 24 2019 @ 01:48 PM
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You want magic and psychic abilities? You have to open your third eye.

It's not for the weak.



posted on Feb, 24 2019 @ 01:49 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I'm the guitar wizard

-its better to burn out than to fadeaway 🎸



posted on Feb, 24 2019 @ 01:50 PM
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You do NOT want magic powers!

You achieve Nirvana once you stop trying to control the world.



posted on Feb, 24 2019 @ 02:18 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Wow...that is pretty weird indeed!!

Kindly do not point that thing over here though!

Much appreciated!



posted on Feb, 24 2019 @ 02:52 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Take that finger to D.C., then to Rome.




posted on Feb, 24 2019 @ 03:19 PM
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originally posted by: Realtruth
a reply to: IAMTAT

Take that finger to D.C., then to Rome.



Just keep that finger away from Uranus!

(Sorry. Someone had to.)






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posted on Feb, 24 2019 @ 06:21 PM
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Yeah.
I have badass magic powers.

Pretty good at creating my own reality here, but demolition is on a whole knew level.

Please don't gaze at any maps of focus on any fault lines. That shiz is very powerful and becomes even more powerful once you have proved to yourself it is possible.

Next time you see a hurricane heading for the coast, you could do everyone a favour


I'm serious!



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