posted on Feb, 23 2019 @ 12:53 PM
Well whew! I’m happy to report that I was able to find a human-sized spacesuit, 👩🏻🚀 and after a long and mind bending battle, the
aliens decided I wasn’t worth the hassle and kindly put me into the suit and ejected me 😱 from their ship. 🛸
At this point, the dragons 🐉 picked me up, and protected me with their magic shield 🛡 so I wouldn’t burn up on reentry as we hurtled back to
Earth. They dropped me off at my 🏡 and I was only a little singed!!! 🔥
Thanks for sending the big guys after me, Night Star. Now I’m off to sit in a corner to rock back and forth and hug myself until I can stop
I’ll be at the party as soon as I stop screaming.