From time to time ATS members become passionate about certain topics, and I can completely understand and respect this. The subject of these passions
is usually some current event which conflicts with a deep seated moral belief of a member. At some point, they can take no more, they snap.
It usually starts with some condescending remarks and soon escalates into facial ticks and random single eye-blinking. After a while screaming,
laughing and sobbing all in the same statement are the norm. Breaking stuff is usually next and, without professional intervention, small animals may
be in danger next.
The symptoms usually involve some "AAAAAhhhaaaaaaayyyyyeeeee"s and punctuation using numerous "#" symbols. Then there are the buzzing and popping
sounds as monitors and keyboards become innocent victims.
Often times the underlying beliefs are noble, and the topics often complex and without easy solutions. Frustration takes over and people just, well,
Of all the topics where people have gone all Jeffrey Dahmer over, one topic I would have never expected a 'postal' response on is bedding. Yes folks,
you heard that right..."bedding". You know, sheets, pillows, mattress covers...that kind of stuff. New ground has been charted here over the past
day or so, and now it seems "JIHAD" has been declared on bedding, pillows in particular. I would have never imagined mexican drug cartels would be
involved in the pillow business, but it seems this is the case (not "pillow case" mind you! Gawd forbid!).
The pitchforks are out, and the torches lit. We must find them, hunt them down like the dogs they are. Line those pillows up in the front yard and
let's lay waste to them all! This JIHAD will not end until the creator's head is on a pike.
Now, for my part, I'm ALL ABOUT exposing scams and rip offs. I love it when justice gets served...in the most brutal fashion too.
So Pillow JIHAD it is! There will be no rest for the wicked! You will not sleep! (and you certainly won't do it on a pillow!!!)
Shame and shunning of all family members for three generations shall be the penance of falling into these infidel's EVIL plan.
BRING OUT YOUR PILLOWS!!
edit on 2/19/2019 by Flyingclaydisk because: (no reason given)