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an overly perky dental hygienist who tries to make you feel like human scum for not flossing 4 times daily while facing Mecca.
originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
Being hunched over more than Quasimodo to look into that glorified Viewmaster doesn't help either.
Give me that little clicker to press like a lab rat on amphetamines even though I don't really know what I'm looking at! I mean what if I press it too early? Too late? Those little squiggles come and go faster than any human can react! WHAT DO YOU LEARN FROM THIS?!?!?!
Okay fine, so we're done right?
Ohhhhh no no no no no NO no no no no noooo.
They have to bring out the compressed air bazooka to shoot in your eyes to see how much you can cry.
"Checking your eye pressure."
originally posted by: pheonix358
a reply to: BrianFlanders
Please think about this again.
All of the Doctors and Nurses and the Medical Techs would have to be involved. They make up a slice of We The People and We The People would not stand for it.