Woman weds zombie doll

Woman Says She's 'Never Felt Happier' After Marrying Zombie Doll

With Valentine's Day just around the corner now is the perfect time to share a touching love story about one woman and her zombie doll.

Twenty-year-old Felicity Kadlec has tied the knot with the love of her life Kelly Rossi, a zombie doll Felicity says is 37. Romantic or what?

The unusual nuptials took place in Tiverton, Rhode Island, US, and set Felicity back $500 (£388), which covered the cost of the outdoor venue, decorations, her wedding dress and a suit for 'tomboy' Kelly.

In attendance were four friends as well as eight other zombie dolls. At least inviting dolls designed to look the undead keeps the buffet costs down, eh?

Felicity, who now lives in Vinita, Oklahoma, with Kelly says that the marriage has made her 'world complete'.

"Our wedding ceremony was beautiful and perfect - exactly the way I dreamed it would have been," she said.

Woman weds zombie doll and they’ve even consummated marriage

‘I made sure that the whole wedding was done properly so it would be as official as possible, and we consummated the marriage afterwards.

‘Kelly was the groom as she takes the male role in our relationship, she is a tom boy so wore a suit – I feel she was most comfortable as the groom. ‘Despite having been in a relationship with Kelly for four years, getting married to her has made me feel so much closer to her, both emotionally and intimately.’

Girl who wed zombie sex doll reveals how they consummated marriage - and now want kids
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This match made in heaven touched my heart. Can't wait to see what the kids are like. More pics at the links.

What ever happened to the mental institutions?

a reply to: toms54

Already posted. Sorry.

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a reply to: toms54


We actually have states that call this a marriage? We called this years ago, said if you gave them an inch they'd take a mile. Next in line is multiple partner marriage, now that inanimate objects can be crossed off the list. Another reason to define marriage as belonging to the union of two (LIVING) opposites, male and female.


No other union can create life. No other union should be held in as high of regard. Thus, marriage should be reserved for the union that creates life and abides by proper anatomical function.


What is it called when something sits outside the scope of proper function? Defect. Handicap. Disability. Impairment. We ought to call a square a square.

Let them live their fantasy, but do not call it marriage.

Ugh.. just ugh.

Scary people in this world ...or should I say influenced by demonic forces ?

originally posted by: chadderson
a reply to: toms54


We actually have states that call this a marriage? We called this years ago, said if you gave them an inch they'd take a mile. Next in line is multiple partner marriage, now that inanimate objects can be crossed off the list. Another reason to define marriage as belonging to the union of two (LIVING) opposites, male and female.


No other union can create life. No other union should be held in as high of regard. Thus, marriage should be reserved for the union that creates life and abides by proper anatomical function.


What is it called when something sits outside the scope of proper function? Defect. Handicap. Disability. Impairment. We ought to call a square a square.

Let them live their fantasy, but do not call it marriage.

So true ( all of the above ) .

Personally, I think Satan and his minions are slowly degrading anything considered sacred in the eyes of our Father in heaven.

If I was a young adult again I’d seriously consider NOT bringing children into this messed up world.

a reply to: chadderson

Nothing new

I remember reading 20 years ago about a dude marrying his car

a reply to: TinySickTears

The day has arrived!

A legal marriage to a car 20 years ago? I'd like to see the references for that.

originally posted by: TinySickTears
a reply to: chadderson

Nothing new

I remember reading 20 years ago about a dude marrying his car

And did he consummate the marraige ? 😆

I bet he ended up divorcing it and moved on to a younger model.

a reply to: LightSpeedDriver

Thanks. People should go there.

already posted

Still here?

Here's some other clickbait to watch while they take this thread down.

Watch a Man Releases Giant Rat Inside McDonald’s in New Jersey
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originally posted by: Sheye

originally posted by: TinySickTears
a reply to: chadderson

Nothing new

I remember reading 20 years ago about a dude marrying his car

And did he consummate the marraige ? 😆

I bet he ended up divorcing it and moved on to a younger model.

Picture of the kids

originally posted by: toms54

originally posted by: Sheye

originally posted by: TinySickTears
a reply to: chadderson

Nothing new

I remember reading 20 years ago about a dude marrying his car

And did he consummate the marraige ? 😆

I bet he ended up divorcing it and moved on to a younger model.

Picture of the kids

😆Too funny... but the car must have been fooling around on him.. those kids look like trucks.

a reply to: toms54

Yeh, if that's a woman, I'm a bag of chia seeds..

not saying it's a man either.. just.. all kinda wrong.

originally posted by: toms54

originally posted by: Sheye

originally posted by: TinySickTears
a reply to: chadderson

Nothing new

I remember reading 20 years ago about a dude marrying his car

And did he consummate the marraige ? 😆

I bet he ended up divorcing it and moved on to a younger model.

Picture of the kids

LEGIT MADE ME MAKE VOCAL EMISSIONS.