What To Ask An Alien?

I think them trying to communicate to us would be like us trying to communicate with chimps

a reply to: Peeple

My first question would be what form of propulsion did you use to get here?

originally posted by: JusticeIsComing
a reply to: Peeple
My first question would be what form of propulsion did you use to get here?

Alien: Imagination

I wanna know what kind of drugs do they have.
Is it more of a marijuana.. or is it alien Meth. That depends on how much i look forward to hanging with aliens.

I'd ask it to explain what attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion look like.

originally posted by: SoulStoner225
I wanna know what kind of drugs do they have.
Is it more of a marijuana.. or is it alien Meth. That depends on how much i look forward to hanging with aliens.

I wonder how much alien methamphetamine would sell for on the black market.
Extra-terrestrial drugs of any kind would probably screw with our heads and our DNA.
Maybe the chemistry is all the same

Do you like earth girls or boys???

Do you consider yourselves as Gaods???

Are you aware of any statistical references...in relation to extinctions of intelligent civilizations on other star systems???

1. What do you call yourself by?
2. How do you define yourself?
3. Where do you come from?
4. Where are you trying to go?
5. What drives you?
6. What are the top 3 biggest unsolved mysteries for your civilization?
7. How can we get along?

a reply to: Peeple


I haven't read the whole thread yet but the first thing I would ask is do you want a beer?

where is the throttle, brake and steering located?

2nd line of venusian toe powder...ahhhhhh
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originally posted by: Peeple
a reply to: ManyMasks

I'm thinking of real ET with spaceship. What you refer to as "other dimension" is spiritual and belongs in metaphysics.

You were the OP so that's fair, even if it seems biased to me towards certain types of life.

If it were one as physical as us, I'd ask them how they did traveled such distances, why they came, and what their world and lives are like, and have then met other ETs and what they were like. I'd also ask them abilities they have, in terms of body/mind/psych-ism/technology and if they had a lot of time, describe some of their science and philosophy to me and see how similar it is. I'd probably ask if I could visit their world too

a reply to: Peeple

I would ask, do/does you and your kind appreciate the universe(s) and all within it?
Or do/does you and your kind feel you/they are the chosen group of the universe to rule as they will?

Almost forgot: How they procreate, lol

And if they are good looking then maybe a demonstration.

How did you get here? Where are you from? What does your home planet look like? What will it take for you to give me a ride in your space-ship? And, um... please show me how fast it can go!



p.s. Just so we're clear: I'd like the 'ride', if such a thing can be arranged, to be round-trip; not a one-way ticket. Cool? Thanks!

a reply to: Peeple


What To Ask An Alien?


To be Honest ? Hmm... Will my Anal Probe Hurt Much ?

Peeps, I have wondered the same thing.

A real, honest, answer would be, “Can you let me read the Encyclopedia Galactica? In English?” [or whatever your mater lingua is].

A real alternative view on history would be refreshing!!!

As a geek, nerd, who read our version of the encyclopedia, that is where I would start.

Second question would be, “Got anything stronger than peyote?!!”

LOL!!

originally posted by: TEOTWAWKIAIFF

Second question would be, “Got anything stronger than peyote?!!”

LOL!!

perhaps open mouth dribbling will allow them to gauge our resolve!

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originally posted by: lSkrewloosel
I think them trying to communicate to us would be like us trying to communicate with chimps

If you created a bio-carbon-electrical being would you not think that a communication wire harness is a priority; how to 'speak' to it (if just telepathically).

a reply to: Peeple

Things I've asked are:
Why are we here?
What happens after death?

Things I want to ask are:
Why are you doing this?
When will all the people on Earth know we're not alone?
When will you show yourselves to all humans on Earth?
Can I go with you on a roundtrip around Earth out in space?

But trust me - once in front of a being all of that goes away. You're in the moment and IF you are in any conscious control of your thoughts you might get a question out but that doesn't mean they'd answer. And if they do you might not remember. When they're in front of you, you'd be either in extreme fear so they have to calm you/control you or make you unconscious. Nine out of ten times they have you under control.

I think asking about God is a good idea. They might have already discovered proof of him and made contact with him.