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Talking Meat?

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posted on Mar, 2 2005 @ 11:23 AM
That was great.

Truly gives you a view from another side of reality.

Worth thinking about.


posted on Mar, 2 2005 @ 03:23 PM
now that was funny.

posted on Mar, 8 2005 @ 07:41 AM
Just a bump for those who haven't read it yet, as it would be impossible to come across in a search...

posted on Jun, 3 2005 @ 12:25 PM
Ditto for bumping, with all of this Yahweh business....thought it deserved a read by those who hadn't seen it yet, hehe.....

posted on Jun, 3 2005 @ 03:31 PM
yeah and they got nukes too


beats me; one meat group cooked another meatgroup

youre kidding

one meat probe threatened to cook us!

well theyre goose will be cooked soon enough. hahaha

hey all this talk about meat made me hungry; how about Wendys?

Great, let me get some money.

posted on Jun, 3 2005 @ 03:48 PM
Thank you for BUMPING this Gaz.....

man oh I wish I was the person who wrote that!!!!

Absolulely hillarious! Best time I have had in a while.....

posted on Jun, 3 2005 @ 03:55 PM
Haha, great read. The "squirting air through meat" comment really cracked me up.

posted on Jun, 3 2005 @ 04:07 PM
I read this and got into a mood is my take on the flip side of things

Soldier: Sir, We've just picked up a transmission
General: A transmission from what?
Soldier: From space sir.
General: just the usual radio garbage reflecting back at can disreguard it.
Soldier:....Ummm sir
General: What?
Soldier: Its actually intellegible language...not randomly spouted out. Clear coincise sentances.
General: From What?
Soldier: They say they are from beyond our galaxy, Sir.
General: Aliens then?
Soldier: It seems so, Sir
General: Ask them if they want permission to land and if they do let them. I want you to go out to them
and find out what they want.
Soldier: Yes sir!

Four hours later the soldier returns with a grimace on his face

General: Soldier, report!
Soldier: Sir, yes Sir! It appears that they want to live on this planet with us. They are willing
to provide technology to cure most diseases, solve the world hunger problem,
create clean efficient energy, and interstellar travel.
General: Holy smokes soldier! Don't that just beat all. Now why do you look disgusted?
Soldier: It their form Sir, they have no heads.
General: No heads you say! then what do they have?
Soldier: Butts Sir, Huge Butts atop a neck.
General: A Butt?! Good God how do they speak?
Soldier: By farting Sir.
General: Farting?!
Soldier: Thats right Sir, they fart.
General: Hmmm Ok I've got to brief the President. Meet me in my office in two hours.
Soldier: Yes Sir!

Two hours later

Soldier: Sir, I am here as requested sir.
General: The president has made a decision.
Soldier: What is that Sir?
General: No one would accept a talking Butt alien race. They look horrible and they smell attrocious.
Soldier: I agree.
General: Here is what we will do. First we will tell them that they cannot leave because they are
contaminated. Then we will get them to inform their race to leave this world alone because of viral
instability. Then we get rid of the evidence.
Soldier: But what about the technology and the world peace?
General: do you want to live next to an butthead?
Soldier: I will take care of it, Sir!
General: Good Dismissed.

makes you go hmmm...


posted on Jun, 3 2005 @ 05:31 PM
Ahhh Aza lol Made me water come out my nose!

Gaz its a great post lol Really funny!

"Thinking meat! You're asking me to believe in thinking meat!"


posted on Jun, 4 2005 @ 02:59 AM
haha i love that story! talking meat, whoda known

posted on Jun, 4 2005 @ 09:24 PM
Reminds me of a bumber sticker I saw the other day:

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?

posted on Jun, 4 2005 @ 11:16 PM

posted on Jun, 5 2005 @ 02:26 PM

For the good 'ol chuckle factor!


(not a one line post)

posted on Jun, 5 2005 @ 02:33 PM
HI-larious I already forwarded it to everyone I know

posted on Jun, 6 2005 @ 11:51 AM
That was great. And is a good rebuttal to skeptics who ask why Aliens havent landed on the white house lawn. Its sheer arrogance to assume that aliens would want open contact. For all we know, we may resemble what they crap out. Or maybe what they throw up. WE could very well be revolting to them. Thus, they will observe from a distance....wondering how the hell meat manages to come up with thermo nukes and sitcoms.

Its a great read!

posted on Jun, 11 2005 @ 07:20 PM
I cant stop myself from bumping this thread...........


posted on Jun, 12 2005 @ 01:35 AM
That was a great story, Gazrock. Thanks for reminding me... i read it in junior high originally, but just could not remember the author or the title. i'm glad you posted it, or i would have never read again a story that was quite influential on me...

posted on Sep, 20 2005 @ 08:33 PM
Bumping this AGAIN.....cuz its just SO GREAT......I come back to it as a board stress reliever and it always works

posted on Sep, 20 2005 @ 09:17 PM
So if they are so shocked at us being meat....

What are they?


[edit on 20/9/05 by stumason]

posted on Sep, 20 2005 @ 10:42 PM
Haha! Good stuff..

"Why do you try to protect the sack of meat you call body insect?"

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