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Groundhog predicts an early spring. Don't get too excited, he's usually wrong

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posted on Feb, 2 2019 @ 10:27 AM
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a reply to: Grambler


You know what, I live around Punxsy as we call it.

I can handle your jabs at me, my terrible looks, lack of intelligence, early male pattern baldness, and all around unlikeableness.

But I put my foot down at making fun of Phil!

I'm not making fun of him... if he's wrong this year, I'm coming up to Yankee-land and exterminating those varmits for y'all!

We got flowers coming up, dogwood tree is budding out, looking forward to an entire week of 60+ with lows not getting below mid-40s, and no burrowing rat wanna-be is messing that up for me! I'll find out what fake news groundhog tastes like before I let that happen.

TheRedneck




posted on Feb, 2 2019 @ 10:35 AM
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I have an ink pen from the 60's.



posted on Feb, 2 2019 @ 10:36 AM
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If you look at it you will see a girl in a Bikini. Turn it upside down and the bikini will disappear.



posted on Feb, 2 2019 @ 10:38 AM
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Do it outside in February and if the bikini appears when it's upside down, it will be six more weeks of winter.


I also have this candle, and if you light it and it..... ... .. .



posted on Feb, 2 2019 @ 10:45 AM
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So chinese chicken dinner blames groundhog day on CNN ....Really dude?



posted on Feb, 2 2019 @ 10:47 AM
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...heats the pen up, you can see the neked girl.



Just proves one thing





girls will get neked anywhere..... even on groundhog day.



posted on Feb, 2 2019 @ 12:26 PM
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originally posted by: Plotus
I have an ink pen from the 60's.


((( extricates butt off lounger and creeps down to the basement )))

Beat this Archaic device that I will NEVER find an ink ribbon for...


Edit: just pulled a muscle turning it.. gotta weigh no less than 80lbsπŸ˜₯
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posted on Feb, 2 2019 @ 12:53 PM
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A fella named John Titor came by my house a couple days ago, saying I would have something for him shortly, something called 'underwood' ....



I told him OK I'll watch closely for this underwood thingy.

So, How do
I get ahold of you ?



posted on Feb, 2 2019 @ 01:13 PM
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originally posted by: Plotus
A fella named John Titor came by my house a couple days ago, saying I would have something for him shortly, something called 'underwood' ....



I told him OK I'll watch closely for this underwood thingy.

So, How do
I get ahold of you ?


Never seen you this playfulπŸ˜…πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
Seriously made my day


Edit: I keep hitting the STAR button... why only one?
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Tom Hanks wants this typewriter.... also 2 1000 lb sewing machines with a foot peddle..


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