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Happy Birthday Australia

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posted on Jan, 25 2019 @ 01:58 PM
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BUGGER just went to grab my first beer for the day and I only have one left till the pub opens at 0900
I am back from walking the young Doberman, the magpies and a kookaburra are singing
its 0617 in the land of long weekends and silly bloody galahs who don't stock their beer fridge
so to all the lets change the day gumnut kids and waleed alley barber
channel 10 camp followers and camel jockeys go root a boot
and I hope all yer chooks turn into emu's
and kick yer dunny down
so after much deep thinking whilst searching for a bottle opener
oh there are 3 on the bar
I have come up with a brilliant idea
lets declare Canberra a hostile foreign power and turn it over to the RAAF
as a bombing range
and once again Happy Birthday people and enjoy your BBQ
anyone got a spare beer





posted on Jan, 25 2019 @ 02:02 PM
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a reply to: pronto

Haha, early openers.

Here's to yer cobs.



regards,

bally



posted on Jan, 25 2019 @ 02:11 PM
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Happy Australia day

0408 in the West. One of the kids woke me up at 0230 (spiders apparently) and I couldn't get back to sleep.

An early beer sounds pretty bonza right now.




posted on Jan, 25 2019 @ 02:11 PM
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a reply to: bally001

Big cooee back at yer bloke
have a safe day and say g,day to the better half
mate I was too seedy yesterday to even look and the fridge
go have a beer for me that way you can get away with having one this hour of the day
also smells rather fresh outside the smell you get before rain
one lives in hope





posted on Jan, 25 2019 @ 02:16 PM
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a reply to: downunda
G,day sand groper hope the nipper settled back down ok
have a great day and if yer start drinking now you like I will be doing a frank Sinatra or is that spelling incorrect
I quote the problem with the world is
its 6 drinks behind
or ben franklin
beer is proof that GOD loves us
and wants us to be happy
ahh the words of the wise
have a good one bloke


edit on 25-1-2019 by pronto because: still cant spell

edit on 25-1-2019 by pronto because: add ons



posted on Jan, 25 2019 @ 02:20 PM
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a reply to: pronto

The smell outside might be the many leeks yer took from drinking all those frothies last night.

lol,

bally



posted on Jan, 25 2019 @ 02:21 PM
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Is anyone speaking English in this thread? Where's Zazz when I need a translator...



posted on Jan, 25 2019 @ 02:26 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

G'day AM,

Try looking up Aussie slang and associated meanings.

That might help the brain cells decipher the vernacular.

Kind regards and celebrations for us today,

bally



posted on Jan, 25 2019 @ 02:27 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

bloke there will be not translator till someone shouts me a bloody beer
and it will need to be cold not bloody room temp or fosters
sorry mods just swore




posted on Jan, 25 2019 @ 02:28 PM
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a reply to: bally001


Well have a redback spider beer on me my budgie smuggler wearing mates.





edit on 25-1-2019 by AugustusMasonicus because: networkdude has no beer



posted on Jan, 25 2019 @ 02:31 PM
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a reply to: bally001

Oi Bally I was too crook to drink yesterday check out what i said on the weather thread
so I wonder if I can have my beer fridge declared
in drought
and get govt. assist




posted on Jan, 25 2019 @ 02:34 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: bally001


Well have a redback spider beer on me my budgie smuggler wearing mates.


stuff a bloody duck What Are You drinking
i'll have 2







posted on Jan, 25 2019 @ 02:37 PM
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a reply to: pronto

Cheers mate.

Sounds like my coopers are doing the Bonn Scott in the eski.

Fortunately, I have no shortage on the beer front.

Enjoy your day



posted on Jan, 25 2019 @ 02:37 PM
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a reply to: pronto


What am I not drinking is more the proper question.



posted on Jan, 25 2019 @ 02:42 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: pronto


What am I not drinking is more the proper question.

you pisspot you
ok the clock is ticking its now 0709hrs and the pub opens at 0900
but hey im not counting
pigs a#se im not
enjoy mate but please have 2 for me but not 3 as I have to drive



posted on Jan, 25 2019 @ 02:43 PM
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posted on Jan, 25 2019 @ 02:44 PM
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originally posted by: pronto

enjoy mate but please have 2 for me but not 3 as I have to drive


Call yourself a Roo-uber and get a pouch ride home.



posted on Jan, 25 2019 @ 02:47 PM
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originally posted by: downunda
a reply to: pronto

Cheers mate.

Sounds like my coopers are doing the Bonn Scott in the eski.

Fortunately, I have no shortage on the beer front.

Enjoy your day


you evil man you coopers you say
used to love their draught and before that the thos Adelaide bitter
now drink the low card gear
lets see hour to the airport 2.45 hrs to the west. x amount of time to your esky
pub here opens in less than 2 hrs
yer esky is safe mate enjoy



posted on Jan, 25 2019 @ 02:51 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: bally001


Well have a redback spider beer on me my budgie smuggler wearing mates.






Err, yeahhh, nahhh, not into those wearing budgies when I'm pissed. Maybe the South Australians are. They let smugglers into the pub.

Hey pronto, you wearing your outfit? Smugglers, tie, thongs, nose cream, rag hat and carrying an esky?



Can picture that. Just like 'Donga'.

kind reagrds,

bally and beer.



posted on Jan, 25 2019 @ 02:52 PM
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a reply to: bally001


Well, happy birthday anyway to some of the baddest and craziest mofos on the planet.



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