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Man Says Emotional Support Alligator Helps His Depression

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posted on Jan, 24 2019 @ 05:52 PM
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I still want to walk up to the reception desk at my next flight and ask me my emotional support dragon can come on board.




posted on Jan, 24 2019 @ 05:57 PM
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a reply to: TinySickTears
My Jack Russell dog does the trick for me, guards the yard and sleeps by my feet at night.



posted on Jan, 24 2019 @ 06:01 PM
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originally posted by: toms54

originally posted by: underpass61
Dogs, cats, gators - when are they going to extend these laws to inanimate objects?

I'd feel much better out in public if I could take my Emotional Support Martini with me.


I used to bring my emotional support .45ACP with me everywhere. made me feel safe


What if killing and barbecuing alligators is part of your religion? Do religious rights supersede support animals? My religion said that robbing banks was the way to praise the lord but those banks suppressed my religious freedom. I need a King Cobra as a support animal. I'm looking for a leash that will stay on so I can take him for slithers.



posted on Jan, 24 2019 @ 06:03 PM
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I’m sure he must keep the alligator very well fed, and regularly. Particularly before he takes it out in public... oh yeah, and at: 4am, 7am, 10am, 12pm, 2pm.........

I hope this dude never falls unconscious for too many hours in a row, with a gator in his house.



posted on Jan, 24 2019 @ 06:08 PM
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On another note, they do portray the gator to be like a small lap dog trapped inside a gators body. What would that be called? Transgatordog



posted on Jan, 24 2019 @ 06:33 PM
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a reply to: KKLOCO

When he takes it on the bus or airplane.



posted on Jan, 24 2019 @ 07:53 PM
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a reply to: toms54

lol... if I had an emotional support alligator, I think I would want a gun just to feel safe!!

bunny, mouse, cat, dog, heck anything in the mammal family, but no, not a reptile with sharp claws and teeth.



posted on Jan, 25 2019 @ 03:21 AM
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originally posted by: incoserv
I still want to walk up to the reception desk at my next flight and ask me my emotional support dragon can come on board.


Don't worry, your dragon knows how to fly all by himself. It's cool. LOL

I wonder why the guy chose an alligator???



posted on Jan, 25 2019 @ 03:52 AM
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Can't these people just drink beer instead?



posted on Jan, 25 2019 @ 04:08 AM
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a reply to: oldcarpy

It's cheaper than a shrink!



posted on Jan, 25 2019 @ 04:09 AM
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Yeah, they kinda had this in Miami Vice as a sort of rescue gator named Elvis.



posted on Jan, 25 2019 @ 04:26 AM
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originally posted by: 4003fireglo
a reply to: oldcarpy

It's cheaper than a shrink!


More fun, too. Please drink responsibly, though, people - don't spill any.



posted on Jan, 25 2019 @ 05:46 AM
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We have to deal with these people all the time trying to bring critters into our business. Not allowed it says right on the door. Call the frigging cops and put us on Facebook. keep your critters at home. I kick out Service animals too if they don't follow the rules.

Fake service animals are easy to recognize if you have been trained.


edit on 25-1-2019 by mikell because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 25 2019 @ 06:46 AM
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a reply to: TinySickTears

thats why the Egyptians had them everywhere, they were social working crocs



posted on Jan, 25 2019 @ 07:24 AM
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originally posted by: putnam6

originally posted by: Indigent
A 5 foot alligator is surprisingly smaller than the salt water crocodile i was picturing this guy snuggling.

I don't see anything worse than losing a finger or two happening here.


Its not the danger he is putting himself in, he can roll around with naked in his pond for all care, its him taking it out in public like its some kitten or something. If a chimpanzee youve raised for 19 years will rip your face imagine as this alligator gets older and larger.



Theres is a million yeas of instinct in that gator.
If he ever latches on to the guys face, it will not let go.



posted on Jan, 25 2019 @ 07:26 AM
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originally posted by: oldcarpy

originally posted by: 4003fireglo
a reply to: oldcarpy

It's cheaper than a shrink!


More fun, too. Please drink responsibly, though, people - don't spill any.


and don't get your alligator drunk



posted on Jan, 25 2019 @ 07:38 AM
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a reply to: toms54

No, I did that once and will never play the piano again, apparently.




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