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Wienermobile drivers needed

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posted on Jan, 23 2019 @ 08:56 PM
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“We are currently accepting resumes through January 31st for a one-year position beginning in June,” reads an announcement posted online.

The job doesn’t only entail driving, either. According to the application, “hotdoggers” will be tasked with acting as their “own traveling public relations firm, organizing promotions and pitching TV, radio and print media,” presumably with the prospect of learning more about America’s favorite hot dog-shaped car.



Oscar Mayer accepting applications for Wienermobile drivers

I have always liked the wienermobile. First time I saw it as a kid I begged to go see one. I never got my chance to see it in person. That thing would be a blast to drive!

There is an ex-politician that should apply for this job. He probable would have a hard time keeping it in the garage and would always be taking pictures of it




edit on 23-1-2019 by LookingAtMars because: (no reason given)




posted on Jan, 23 2019 @ 09:10 PM
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And that current politician...






AOC



posted on Jan, 23 2019 @ 09:13 PM
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I want to see "Dirty" Harry Callahan drive the Weinermobile through Denver on April 20th...

"The Gauntlet" for a new generation...



posted on Jan, 23 2019 @ 09:14 PM
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a reply to: Plotus

I have a bad feeling I probable should of left the politician bit out or posted it in the mud pit.



posted on Jan, 23 2019 @ 09:15 PM
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originally posted by: madmac5150
I want to see "Dirty" Harry Callahan drive the Weinermobile through Denver on April 20th...

"The Gauntlet" for a new generation...


I would pay to see that remake.



posted on Jan, 23 2019 @ 10:06 PM
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Just saw the weinermobile last week in Louisville. It followed me, but I was successful in eluding a rearend from them. They stayed a few nights next door to where I work at a hotel. I'm working a Yum Brands, owners of KFC, Taco Bell and Pizza Hut. Felt like I was being stalked.

I'm not talking, weiner bitch about the taco's, ya hear !



posted on Jan, 23 2019 @ 10:22 PM
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I will b-have

a reply to: LookingAtMars



posted on Jan, 23 2019 @ 11:17 PM
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didnt some guy yesterday complain about seeking some decent job



posted on Jan, 23 2019 @ 11:51 PM
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It looks more like a dildo to me.



posted on Jan, 24 2019 @ 12:54 AM
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If this thing's rockin, don't bother knockin




oppps, sorry.



posted on Jan, 24 2019 @ 12:56 AM
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Clearly a relic of the patriarchy!

REEEEEEEEE



posted on Jan, 24 2019 @ 01:03 AM
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There's a weinermobile here in St Pete Beach that shows up at all the outdoor events. Always there. Been here for years and years and people just love it. Paint peeling, etc. but the kids love the free hotdogs as does everyone. All beef.



posted on Jan, 24 2019 @ 02:47 AM
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Insensitive to the porkphobes as well.



posted on Jan, 24 2019 @ 03:11 AM
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a reply to: LookingAtMars

I'd visit every luxury restaurant and hotel with valet parking service.



posted on Jan, 24 2019 @ 08:10 AM
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I'm thinking....

Spring break car washers

Shipping it to Britain and driving it through Her Majesty's Chunnel

...so many good ideas



posted on Jan, 24 2019 @ 09:24 AM
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Are there any double entendres yet? Did I miss them?



posted on Jan, 24 2019 @ 09:52 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus



Are there any double entendres yet? Did I miss them?


I'm never one to disappoint. Here you go. Parking one would be challenging.




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