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The Toxic Man Thread . . . Real Men Don't Need Safe Spaces

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posted on Jan, 19 2019 @ 08:53 PM
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originally posted by: DAVID64
Woulda answered sooner but I was out chopping wood.
Bare chested in the middle of a snowstorm and it's 5 degrees with a 30 mph wind.


Damn my nipples hurt.


Extra points for you.

You used "nipples" in a sentence.




posted on Jan, 19 2019 @ 08:53 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: MisterSpock
This would fit in well with my "real men pee standing up thread", Just can't seem to find it.

The western world doesn't want real men anymore, we don't need them, we can import them.


Real men.

We are dying. Because real men die.


Real Men DIE HARD...with a vengeance!!



posted on Jan, 19 2019 @ 08:54 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy




s it just me or has our society become a total wuss-factory?


It's not you.

We're all living a Stargate Sg-1 episode and we're turning in to the Asgard.




posted on Jan, 19 2019 @ 08:54 PM
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originally posted by: queenofswords
Weak men make for a weakened country. It's all in the plan.

Can you imagine what an Action-packed movie will mean 10 years from now? It definitely won't mean what it means now.


Yeah, James Bond whacking Bloefeld with his purse.



posted on Jan, 19 2019 @ 08:54 PM
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What is Superman, Batman, Captain America, Spider-Man, The Hulk going to look like 5 years from now. I shudder to think! What kind of heroic deeds will they be tackling?



posted on Jan, 19 2019 @ 08:55 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy








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posted on Jan, 19 2019 @ 08:55 PM
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originally posted by: neo96
a reply to: DBCowboy




s it just me or has our society become a total wuss-factory?


It's not you.

We're all living a Stargate Sg-1 episode and we're turning in to the Asgard.



I'm OK with that... the Asgard cruise the galaxy naked.

Sounds liberating...



posted on Jan, 19 2019 @ 08:55 PM
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a reply to: queenofswords



What is Superman, Batman, Captain America, Spider-Man, The Hulk going to look like 5 years from now.


They'll have racial reassignment surgery followed by gender reassignment surgery.



posted on Jan, 19 2019 @ 08:56 PM
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originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: neo96
a reply to: DBCowboy




s it just me or has our society become a total wuss-factory?


It's not you.

We're all living a Stargate Sg-1 episode and we're turning in to the Asgard.



I'm OK with that... the Asgard cruise the galaxy naked.

Sounds liberating...


They ended up blowing up their own planet because their civilization was doomed.

So no.

It doesn't.



posted on Jan, 19 2019 @ 08:57 PM
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Define “real man”



posted on Jan, 19 2019 @ 08:58 PM
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originally posted by: queenofswords
What is Superman, Batman, Captain America, Spider-Man, The Hulk going to look like 5 years from now. I shudder to think! What kind of heroic deeds will they be tackling?


They will gather together to battle an obstinate clerk at 7-11 who didn't address Captain Marvel correctly.



posted on Jan, 19 2019 @ 08:59 PM
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originally posted by: OtherSideOfTheCoin
Define “real man”


A guy that doesn't care what he looks like, or how he dresses, facial hair doesn't bother them,

He burps,farts, and scratches himself in places that trigger snowflakes.

ETA:

And doesn't have a problem with MAN spreading.


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posted on Jan, 19 2019 @ 08:59 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy
Come on over to western Kentucky and you can see plenty of real men doing manly things. They're out hunting and killing game and passing it out to friends and neighbors. They're going about today getting firewood into houses and onto porches for little old men and ladies because we have a storm coming through tonight. Three of them came by my place this afternoon to make sure I had everything I need if the storm gets bad. (Yeah, they are first responders who know they can drop by for coffee and hot food if they are in the area. I suspect they were just checking to see what was in the crockpot.
)

Looking for them on the net might be futile. These guys leave their phones in the truck unless they're on call.



posted on Jan, 19 2019 @ 09:00 PM
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Damp basements are a problem.

😎

So are stuffy and dusty attics.



posted on Jan, 19 2019 @ 09:00 PM
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originally posted by: neo96

originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: neo96
a reply to: DBCowboy




s it just me or has our society become a total wuss-factory?


It's not you.

We're all living a Stargate Sg-1 episode and we're turning in to the Asgard.



I'm OK with that... the Asgard cruise the galaxy naked.

Sounds liberating...


They ended up blowing up their own planet because their civilization was doomed.

So no.

It doesn't.


Yeah, but they had a few centuries of glorious nudity first...

Besides, there are still a few rogue Asgard roaming the Pegasus galaxy... ask Rodney and Daniel Jackson. They got my back on this.



posted on Jan, 19 2019 @ 09:01 PM
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originally posted by: OtherSideOfTheCoin
Define “real man”


A guy who takes care of his family.

A guy who works.

A guy who can change a tire, change his own oil, a guy who can rewire his house.

A man who can pleasure a woman at night and make her bacon in the morning.



posted on Jan, 19 2019 @ 09:01 PM
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honestly real men dont give a rats arse what people have to say about them. i could care less how anyone wants to act or portray themselves. hows that impact me unless i let it? to each their own.



posted on Jan, 19 2019 @ 09:01 PM
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a reply to: neo96

Are you trying to tell me Captain America may be wearing a pink pussy hat and The Hulk may be "busting" out of his clothes in a different kind of way?

Sorry, I just threw up in my mouth a little.



posted on Jan, 19 2019 @ 09:01 PM
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originally posted by: neo96
a reply to: queenofswords



What is Superman, Batman, Captain America, Spider-Man, The Hulk going to look like 5 years from now.


They'll have racial reassignment surgery followed by gender reassignment surgery.



... then comes gender unassignment therapy 😀



posted on Jan, 19 2019 @ 09:02 PM
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originally posted by: diggindirt
a reply to: DBCowboy
Come on over to western Kentucky and you can see plenty of real men doing manly things. They're out hunting and killing game and passing it out to friends and neighbors. They're going about today getting firewood into houses and onto porches for little old men and ladies because we have a storm coming through tonight. Three of them came by my place this afternoon to make sure I had everything I need if the storm gets bad. (Yeah, they are first responders who know they can drop by for coffee and hot food if they are in the area. I suspect they were just checking to see what was in the crockpot.
)

Looking for them on the net might be futile. These guys leave their phones in the truck unless they're on call.






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