The Story of Abra-ham Sandwiches

This n***a talk all day and say nothing,
Another "scheister"
Just lookin' for that 'swag mcmuffin'
The Elvis of Islam,
The Jimmy Swaggart of Muslims
Fulla bulls**t n' teddy-bear stuffin...
Sound like Cheech Marin
When he's "accent bluffin"

Enough is enough, man
Preachin' to primates
Is like singin' into a garbage can
Take ya cult and shove it (ham!)
The only Abraham for me
s'got 2 fives below and above it,
then i'm all jam.
so pops-you can shuvit ;-)

Followup report:



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Final analysis...
"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee..."



Who's with me?
Nobody??... that's how like it. =)