Ikea offers affordable solution for Trump's wall

Well, this is great news! It looks like Trump won't have to declare a national emergency at the US/Mexico border to get his wall built. This solution offered by Ikea will save him between 5 and 10 billion dollars on the project.

Ikea offer



soulwaxer

If you end up with extra hardware, you messed up.

The Swedes need to shop there fast, it’s there store and they need a wall more then we do!!

Lots of sand there, just need some portland cement and a big 3D printer to print the wall.

a reply to: soulwaxer

Cost of healthcare skyrockets due to broken fingers and lacerations from faulty 'provided' tools.

Also, ample supply of scrap steel from left-over parts.

a reply to: soulwaxer

Link in the OP redirects to a rogue "scareware" page telling me my PC was infected with a virus.

I HIGHLY recommend not clicking on that link...

And yes, I AM aware that the site is actually a satire website BTW...

Anyone know who the hell Stefan Sichermann is and WHY there appears to be malware on his site?

EDIT: Never mind, it appears that Mr. Sichermann has no problem at all making money at other peoples expense...

Hocking so-called "scareware" is the latest lucrative business in cybercrime, says Symantec... The bogus ads are everywhere. A pop-up tells you: "Your computer may be infected" and urges you to download security software that will scan your computer for viruses, protect it from future infection or both. The problem is most of these products are scams that give you software which is useless. In some cases, the software is even dangerous because it downloads malicious code onto your computer.

The threat from these "scareware" tactics is growing, according to the results of a report released Monday by Symantec Corp. The Report on Rogue Security Software reveals that cybercriminals are profiting from a highly organized affiliate-based business model that rewards scammers for selling bogus security programs to users caught off-guard by persuasive online scare tactics.

Symantec: Rogue Security Software is Big Business for Crooks

The Rogue Software Epidemic – Big Business At Your Expense

This is a screenshot of what I actually saw BTW...

a reply to: soulwaxer

Meanwhile, at the Lego HQ...

'holy crap why didn't we think of that?!?'

a reply to: Thecakeisalie

Too late, someone already beat them to it...

They also sell these as well...

Would make a nice ATS avatar BTW...

a reply to: soulwaxer

Fake news - no "allen" key came with the package