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Texas woman drinking wine from Pringles can banned from Walmart

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posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 08:23 PM
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6abc.com...

This is why America is #1

"Police in northern Texas say a woman has been banned from a local Walmart after she spent several hours driving an electric shopping cart around the store's parking lot while drinking wine from a Pringles can."

We are all doing this adult thing wrong. This lady knows where it's at. Riding on the shopping cart, drinking from a pringles can, getting banned from Walmart.
Doesn't that sound like a fun morning? She started at 6:30 AM!

It says this lady was doing this in Texas, but I know what all of ATS is asking, is she originally from Florida. It sure sounds like a Florida type thing.
One thing I am curious about, what does wine taste like in a pringles can, does the salt add to the flavor? Are there crumbs?





posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 08:26 PM
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a reply to: JAGStorm

Ever watch Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia?

There was a ground breaking episode they were drinking boxed wine they poured in cans.


Sudden arm movements to get animated while proving a point? No problem.

It's sneaky too, except my teeth get all red.



posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 08:45 PM
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a reply to: JAGStormMe thinks the pringles can is to disguise the wine bottle.



posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 08:45 PM
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Rookie. When I go to Ikea I fill up a big gulp with an 8-9% beer. I’ve left IKEA with some strange things.



posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 08:57 PM
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originally posted by: Shockerking
a reply to: JAGStormMe thinks the pringles can is to disguise the wine bottle.



Ok, i'm cracking up now. I thought she had one of those little cans and was pouring it in there like a paper cup.
Hiding an entire bottle inside the long pringles can is much more clever! ha



posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 09:00 PM
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So you guys never went to Disneyland with water-bottles filled with vodka?

I am disappoint.



posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 09:03 PM
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This is precisely why we need The Wall!



posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 09:09 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
So you guys never went to Disneyland with water-bottles filled with vodka?

I am disappoint.




No, but I remember an episode of one of those true-life ER shows that was filmed at a Kentucky hospital where one of the interns said she borrowed a false pregnancy belly for the Kentucky Derby so she and her intern buddies could fill it with booze and smuggle it on to the infield for the races.



posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 09:11 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
This is precisely why we need The Wall!


To protect our elderly and insane?



posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 09:11 PM
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Ha, still a newb, is she? Pringles can? She needs to learn a thing or two





posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 09:13 PM
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originally posted by: JAGStorm

originally posted by: IAMTAT
This is precisely why we need The Wall!


To protect our elderly and insane?


It works for Nancy Pelosi.



posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 09:14 PM
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a reply to: ketsuko

There was an eye doctor in town who always kept a bottle of Listerine handy. As a kid I thought he just reallllly valued minty breath!







edit on 14-1-2019 by NarcolepticBuddha because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 09:23 PM
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originally posted by: JAGStorm

originally posted by: IAMTAT
This is precisely why we need The Wall!


To protect our elderly and insane?


Do you mean a wall further north, like an Escape from LA movie scenario?
edit on 01CST09America/Chicago02590931 by InTheLight because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 09:52 PM
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What flavor was it?

Personally I'd use a classic, like sour cream and onion. Then again BBQ wouldn't be bad either.

What flavor pringles can does the rest of ATS drink their booze from?



posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 09:58 PM
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originally posted by: MisterSpock
What flavor was it?

Personally I'd use a classic, like sour cream and onion. Then again BBQ wouldn't be bad either.

What flavor pringles can does the rest of ATS drink their booze from?


Pringles kind of creep me out, I mean, what exactly are they. They aren't really potato chips. They are like Spam is to Ham, Pringles is to chips.



posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 09:58 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
This is precisely why we need The Wall!


Ah to toss the unwanted and uncouth over



posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 09:59 PM
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originally posted by: JAGStorm
I mean, what exactly are they.


Delicious!



posted on Jan, 14 2019 @ 10:06 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
So you guys never went to Disneyland with water-bottles filled with vodka?

I am disappoint.




Been there, done that!



posted on Jan, 15 2019 @ 12:43 AM
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So long as it's a good year,

ibb.co...

how bad can it be?



posted on Jan, 15 2019 @ 03:30 AM
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a reply to: JAGStorm

IMO she must have been an alcoholic to be doing that at that hour of the morning.

If she is, then here we go again, mostly likely, everyone blames the victim.

But hay ain't that the mighty US of A ,the most wealthist and freest country in the world??




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